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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #900 on: June 12, 2009, 01:19:02 pm »
Girls also seem to like kittens, flowers and chocolate, but are rarely seen dating them.

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #901 on: June 14, 2009, 12:01:57 pm »
OFUK!  THEY'RE ALREADY HERE! IN LIEU OF ESCAPING I'VE DECIDED TO POST ABOUT IT HERE.
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Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #902 on: June 14, 2009, 09:25:57 pm »
Roger has 30,000 posts and ALL HE DOES IS ATTACK MEMBERS!
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #903 on: June 16, 2009, 01:13:17 pm »
PREDICTION:

All pd.comers will soon be banned from The Cellar.

/called it earlier about history repeating itself

will you sign my pention to ban history?

yatto totally called it, like ages ago.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #904 on: June 17, 2009, 07:40:20 am »
im not too impressed with science and math lately either. they better get their act together or ELSE
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #905 on: June 17, 2009, 03:09:02 pm »
im not too impressed with science and math lately either. they better get their act together or ELSE


At first I was like :|

but then I :lulz:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #906 on: July 02, 2009, 10:52:43 pm »
23. You think loosing a tooth is disturbing? ha! wait till you start losing your baby fingers... They'll get loose and wiggly, and then just be hanging by a thread and then, when they fall off, you put them under your pillow just like with teeth, except you don't get a quarter.  You get a band-aid.  And you will be thankful for it!
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what's that?  your parents didn't tell you anything about losing your fingers?
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well, i bet they didn't warn you about the teeth until it started happening either, now, did they?  they just don't want to needlessly upset you. but i think you're old enough to know the truth.  Don't tell them i told you, though.  They would just deny it, anyways, and be mad at me for telling you....
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #907 on: July 03, 2009, 06:01:47 am »
 :lulz: oh god i forgot about that  :lulz:

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #908 on: July 03, 2009, 08:21:13 pm »
This site has the scariest welcome I ever seen. I like it. :lol:

At PD we start out thinking all n00bs are retards in the hope it will eliminate their urge to actually prove they are.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #909 on: July 03, 2009, 11:24:39 pm »
I want to create a pention to ban probability from our mahdjique

something about mathemagicians using our own dice rolls against us as coin flips

or :?
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #910 on: July 05, 2009, 05:22:46 pm »
What's it called when you find yourself trolling IRL as some sort of perverse reflex?

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #912 on: July 14, 2009, 03:09:50 am »
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #913 on: July 14, 2009, 06:27:19 pm »
That is awesome!
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