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That line from the father's song in Mary Poppins, where he's going on about how nothing can go wrong, in Britain in 1910.  That's about the point I realized the boy was gonna die in a trench.

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Started by Cramulus, April 13, 2007, 11:33:09 PM

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

#90
May 03, 2007, 01:57:28 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 27, 2007, 06:51:02 PM
Its spelt "Wykkans".  Because i is a letter of male oppression.

hunter s.durden

#91
May 03, 2007, 02:58:45 PM
Quote from: Felix on April 30, 2007, 10:38:38 PM
He's turned your internet likeness into an icon for gay love.

Do your thing, Iconoclast.

I also helps that I talk about gay love alot.

I just notice the quotes around Macho Man.
That's an official title.
This space for rent.

P3nT4gR4m

#93
May 04, 2007, 06:38:25 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on May 04, 2007, 04:43:14 PM

TTM,
actually a CIA operative instructed to infiltrate the discordians who, upon finding out they're just a bunch of tards on a forum, just starting making shit up because this is an easy assignment.


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cramulus

#94
May 04, 2007, 07:16:52 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on May 04, 2007, 01:40:21 PM
Next time I boot you, i'm pressing enter with my dick.

So it'll feel like rape.

Jasper

#95
May 05, 2007, 12:11:12 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 04, 2007, 07:16:52 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on May 04, 2007, 01:40:21 PM
Next time I boot you, i'm pressing enter with my dick.

So it'll feel like rape.

:lulz: No freaking comment.

saint aini

#96
May 07, 2007, 04:13:22 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 07, 2007, 03:05:32 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on May 07, 2007, 02:45:26 PM
Quote from: Discord on May 07, 2007, 12:12:25 PM
Quote from: PopeTom on May 06, 2007, 06:33:51 PM
Quote from: Discord on May 05, 2007, 09:35:41 AM
And another lame ass hollywood star got shot down.
Britney Down.
Paris in jail,
just another 1000 to go

Only 1000, or are you using a base 60 number system?

I was just trying not to sound like the human-race-hating-cybin.
Although I'm on his side.

I don't think celebrities count as human.

Most humans don't count as human

Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Suu

#97
May 07, 2007, 04:53:12 PM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#98
May 08, 2007, 10:51:04 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 08, 2007, 03:08:08 PM
Eheu, horsum venit vir qui fert locustas!

"Uh-oh, here comes the lobster man!"

Quote from: PopeTom on May 08, 2007, 03:59:28 PM
Include in any conversation with a customer:

"And would you like to make a $1 donation the the HIMEOBS campaign fund?"

You are on your own if anyone actually says yes.

Mangrove

#99
May 10, 2007, 10:51:49 PM
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#100
May 14, 2007, 06:26:23 PM
Quote from: triple zero on May 04, 2007, 07:21:01 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on May 03, 2007, 07:41:41 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 03, 2007, 07:35:58 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on May 03, 2007, 07:31:42 PM
my english teacher said i was "a character,"

WHAT LEVEL CHARACTER R U?

she never said. </tragedy>

DID U ALWAYS HIT ON ALL THE CHICKS?

IF NOT YOU PROBABLY WERE A NON PLAYER CHARACTER

B_M_W

#101
May 14, 2007, 07:26:54 PM
 :lulz:
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Idem

#102
May 15, 2007, 05:25:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2007, 05:19:29 AM
Quote from: Buddhist_Monk_Wannabe on May 15, 2007, 05:18:26 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 15, 2007, 04:52:25 AM
Quote from: Deepthroat Chopra on May 15, 2007, 04:51:06 AM


Tell me then, smart guy, how do you explain that woman in Mexico who had the Virgin Mary's face burnt into her nachos skillet? Hmm?



That is gorgeous.

Also, when I say anywhere, I mean anywhere. Ever heard of those people who see jesus in the eagle nebula?

No.  Raelians?

Mangrove

#103
May 15, 2007, 05:36:39 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 15, 2007, 05:33:32 PM

Quote from: Hawk on May 15, 2007, 05:02:47 PM
I enjoy fantasy. The key word is fantasy. I use it as an escape from reality. As far as it being for kids, I also watched Shreck (sp) and laughed my ass off. I refuse to allow every waking moment of my life to be wound up in too much 'serious'.

And I'm 53.

Holy shit dude, you could be my Grandad!!

HELP I'M BEING GROOMZ0RRED!
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

AFK

#104
May 15, 2007, 05:52:48 PM
Quote from: MangroveDon't you guys play 'Thelemite Matador'?

You wave a cloth at Thelemites, bait them about how stupid they are and when they lunge at you, jump aside and yell 'Cr-Ole!'
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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