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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Cramulus, April 13, 2007, 11:33:09 PM

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Nast

#435
November 24, 2007, 05:53:26 AM
OH GOD I'M  A TERRORIST.

I should blow myself up to prove that I'm not one.

That gesture certainly won't be misconstrued as an act of terror, ironically proving that I am in fact a terrorist!

OH GOD IRONY'S A TERRORIST.  :x
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Payne

#436
November 24, 2007, 05:55:50 AM
Stop infringing my freedoms.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#437
November 26, 2007, 10:21:49 PM
Stop filling the internets with fail.

Who the fuck are these people?

Triple Zero

#438
November 27, 2007, 01:49:44 PM
Quote from: triple zero on November 27, 2007, 12:51:15 PM
you know the feeling
two grown men ripping out your
rectum with bare hands?

NT: two buttcheeks, one says to the other: love will tear us apart. again.

Quote from: Richter on November 27, 2007, 01:31:57 PM
The Joy Division
Never did see THIS coming
But shot in the dark

NT: Musical blasphemy
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Chairman Risus

#439
November 28, 2007, 02:27:10 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on November 27, 2007, 06:58:35 PM

I snapped a pic, but can't access it 'cause I'm at work. There was this old dude in the bathroom who definitely heard the shutter sound of my camera-phone go off in my stall. I wonder what he thought was happening.

THIS GAME RULES

Richter

#440
November 29, 2007, 12:12:43 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#441
December 02, 2007, 08:36:11 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on December 02, 2007, 02:35:56 PM
America is like one big frat party where everyone gets there with dreams of whiskey and pussy, but everyone ends up drinking shitty keg beer, getting cockblocked all night, and going home alone to jerk off in their sock.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

East Coast Hustle

#443
December 03, 2007, 04:16:23 AM
two in a row!

:digtbk:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#444
December 04, 2007, 02:58:39 AM
 :lulz:

Also:

Quote from: GIGGLES on December 02, 2007, 12:56:26 AM
   
ATTN: CHAOS MAGICKIANS: HIMEOBS NEEDS YUO FOR A SUICIDE MISSION!

PLEASE REPORT TO THE NEAREST 20 STORY BUILDING...


















...AND JUMP OFF!

TTM,
whore.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#446
December 06, 2007, 05:21:48 AM
You guys owe me for discovering that picture.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#447
December 06, 2007, 04:10:15 PM
The website it came from is PRETTY AWESOME. Though  I can't find it again now.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#448
December 06, 2007, 06:42:13 PM
I found it when while raiding a furry forum.

Triple Zero

#449
December 06, 2007, 07:27:05 PM
isn't it on ED as well?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.
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