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Started by Cramulus, April 13, 2007, 11:33:09 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cramulus

Quote from: Darth Cupcake on February 20, 2008, 05:17:11 PM
I think our foreign policy would be vastly improved if suddenly all business was conducted in soprano.

Cramulus

Quote from: vexati0n on May 16, 2007, 11:39:32 PM
ITT you admit to doing something you consider 'discordian' in nature, that actually accomplished something useful in your pathetic existence.


Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on May 17, 2007, 04:53:00 AM
I once posted on a discordian forum and they all united under a common purpose.

:lulz: :lulz:

Suu

Quote from: LMNO on February 22, 2008, 07:38:57 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 22, 2008, 07:30:27 PM
Food preservation IS emblaming, if you think about it.

Unless you're buying green vegetables, active cultures, or pulsating meat.


You just described a typical saturday night.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Shibboleet The Annihilator


Triple Zero

Quote from: Pope Naughty Nasturtiums on March 01, 2008, 03:58:52 AM
In my day, everybody had to get along with everybody because we were still compressed into a quantum singularity!
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:argh!:
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cramulus

Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on March 01, 2008, 04:45:25 AM
*RING*
        \

        /
*RING*

                                                  Hello.
                                                        \

                                                       /
                                                    Troll?



Cramulus

ahhahahah and I just noticed that the phone in that last post is labeled "CLARITY"


anyway



Quote from: Darth Cupcake on March 04, 2008, 03:07:49 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on March 04, 2008, 12:22:38 AM
Quote from: triple zero on March 03, 2008, 10:56:46 PM
"i will never end a sentence with a proposition"

is that your proposal?

:lol:

He won't end a sentence with a proposition.

He'll just end it with a flagrant, slimy come-on, or a straightforward demand!

Idem

#519
Quote from: Jack Chick on September 04, 2005, 01:58:31 AM
THE DISCORDIANS MOCKED GOD, SO HE PUNISHED THEM BY MAKING THEM ALL EMO KIDS, YOU SEE

Quote from: Jack Chick on September 04, 2005, 01:44:16 AM
THESE ARE ALL THE CORRECT ANSWER

I ALSO WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED, "YES, IMPREACH BUSH AND LET DICK CHENEY BE PRESIDENT, BRILLAINT IDEA"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Triple Zero

Quote from: Cain on March 10, 2008, 11:29:32 PMIf we allowed the cows to wander freely, puppies with a death wish would naturally make their way to psychopathic marines (via osmosis), curing world hunger.

Or something.

(emphasis added because really that bit cracked me up most)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cain

Osmosis solves all the world's ills.

Triple Zero

I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT, MY FATHER DIED FROM OSMOSIS WHEN IT CAUSED HIM TO THROW HIMSELF IN FRONT OF A HIGH VELOCITY AIRBORNE PUPPY
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Sir Squid Diddimus