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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Cramulus, April 13, 2007, 11:33:09 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#510
February 18, 2008, 06:25:29 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cramulus

#511
February 20, 2008, 05:25:21 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on February 20, 2008, 05:17:11 PM
I think our foreign policy would be vastly improved if suddenly all business was conducted in soprano.

Cramulus

#512
February 21, 2008, 07:56:46 PM
Quote from: vexati0n on May 16, 2007, 11:39:32 PM
ITT you admit to doing something you consider 'discordian' in nature, that actually accomplished something useful in your pathetic existence.


Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on May 17, 2007, 04:53:00 AM
I once posted on a discordian forum and they all united under a common purpose.

:lulz: :lulz:

Suu

#513
February 22, 2008, 07:56:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO on February 22, 2008, 07:38:57 PM
Quote from: Richter on February 22, 2008, 07:30:27 PM
Food preservation IS emblaming, if you think about it.

Unless you're buying green vegetables, active cultures, or pulsating meat.


You just described a typical saturday night.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#514
February 27, 2008, 03:39:10 PM
Quote from: Anonymously Evil on February 27, 2008, 05:40:59 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on February 25, 2008, 11:23:09 PM
This next one is for Eve:


Ah, a foto of my namesake. That's how my parents met, you know.
Quote from: Richter on February 27, 2008, 12:21:46 PM
They met during the Spanish Inquisition's trip to Haiti?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#515
March 01, 2008, 06:18:05 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on February 27, 2008, 05:06:06 PM
AH FUCKING HELL, GOATS
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SIHT


*SHITS IN HIS COFFEE*

Triple Zero

#516
March 01, 2008, 01:49:51 PM
Quote from: Pope Naughty Nasturtiums on March 01, 2008, 03:58:52 AM
In my day, everybody had to get along with everybody because we were still compressed into a quantum singularity!
\
:argh!:
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cramulus

#517
March 02, 2008, 05:53:29 PM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on March 01, 2008, 04:45:25 AM
*RING*
        \

        /
*RING*

                                                  Hello.
                                                        \

                                                       /
                                                    Troll?


Cramulus

#518
March 04, 2008, 03:10:02 PM
ahhahahah and I just noticed that the phone in that last post is labeled "CLARITY"


anyway



Quote from: Darth Cupcake on March 04, 2008, 03:07:49 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on March 04, 2008, 12:22:38 AM
Quote from: triple zero on March 03, 2008, 10:56:46 PM
"i will never end a sentence with a proposition"

is that your proposal?

:lol:

He won't end a sentence with a proposition.

He'll just end it with a flagrant, slimy come-on, or a straightforward demand!

Idem

#519
March 10, 2008, 04:23:04 AM Last Edit: March 10, 2008, 04:25:43 AM by Idem
Quote from: Jack Chick on September 04, 2005, 01:58:31 AM
THE DISCORDIANS MOCKED GOD, SO HE PUNISHED THEM BY MAKING THEM ALL EMO KIDS, YOU SEE

Quote from: Jack Chick on September 04, 2005, 01:44:16 AM
THESE ARE ALL THE CORRECT ANSWER

I ALSO WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED, "YES, IMPREACH BUSH AND LET DICK CHENEY BE PRESIDENT, BRILLAINT IDEA"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#520
March 11, 2008, 12:02:46 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

#521
March 11, 2008, 01:02:35 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 10, 2008, 11:29:32 PMIf we allowed the cows to wander freely, puppies with a death wish would naturally make their way to psychopathic marines (via osmosis), curing world hunger.

Or something.

(emphasis added because really that bit cracked me up most)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cain

#522
March 11, 2008, 01:06:10 AM
Osmosis solves all the world's ills.

Triple Zero

#523
March 11, 2008, 01:08:05 AM
I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT, MY FATHER DIED FROM OSMOSIS WHEN IT CAUSED HIM TO THROW HIMSELF IN FRONT OF A HIGH VELOCITY AIRBORNE PUPPY
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#524
March 11, 2008, 03:33:01 PM
 :lulz:
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