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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #510 on: February 18, 2008, 06:25:29 pm »
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #511 on: February 20, 2008, 05:25:21 pm »
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on February 20, 2008, 05:17:11 pm
I think our foreign policy would be vastly improved if suddenly all business was conducted in soprano.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #512 on: February 21, 2008, 07:56:46 pm »
Quote from: vexati0n on May 16, 2007, 11:39:32 pm
ITT you admit to doing something you consider 'discordian' in nature, that actually accomplished something useful in your pathetic existence.


Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on May 17, 2007, 04:53:00 am
I once posted on a discordian forum and they all united under a common purpose.

 :lulz: :lulz:
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #513 on: February 22, 2008, 07:56:14 pm »
Quote from: LMNO on February 22, 2008, 07:38:57 pm
Quote from: Richter on February 22, 2008, 07:30:27 pm
Food preservation IS emblaming, if you think about it.

Unless you're buying green vegetables, active cultures, or pulsating meat.


You just described a typical saturday night.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #514 on: February 27, 2008, 03:39:10 pm »
Quote from: Anonymously Evil on February 27, 2008, 05:40:59 am
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on February 25, 2008, 11:23:09 pm
This next one is for Eve:


Ah, a foto of my namesake. That's how my parents met, you know.
Quote from: Richter on February 27, 2008, 12:21:46 pm
They met during the Spanish Inquisition's trip to Haiti?
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #515 on: March 01, 2008, 06:18:05 am »
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on February 27, 2008, 05:06:06 pm
AH FUCKING HELL, GOATS
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SIHT


*SHITS IN HIS COFFEE*
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #516 on: March 01, 2008, 01:49:51 pm »
Quote from: Pope Naughty Nasturtiums on March 01, 2008, 03:58:52 am
In my day, everybody had to get along with everybody because we were still compressed into a quantum singularity!
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #517 on: March 02, 2008, 05:53:29 pm »
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on March 01, 2008, 04:45:25 am
*RING*
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                                                  Hello.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #518 on: March 04, 2008, 03:10:02 pm »
ahhahahah and I just noticed that the phone in that last post is labeled "CLARITY"


anyway



Quote from: Darth Cupcake on March 04, 2008, 03:07:49 pm
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on March 04, 2008, 12:22:38 am
Quote from: triple zero on March 03, 2008, 10:56:46 pm
"i will never end a sentence with a proposition"

is that your proposal?

 :lol:

He won't end a sentence with a proposition.

He'll just end it with a flagrant, slimy come-on, or a straightforward demand!
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #519 on: March 10, 2008, 04:23:04 am »
Quote from: Jack Chick on September 04, 2005, 01:58:31 am
THE DISCORDIANS MOCKED GOD, SO HE PUNISHED THEM BY MAKING THEM ALL EMO KIDS, YOU SEE

Quote from: Jack Chick on September 04, 2005, 01:44:16 am
THESE ARE ALL THE CORRECT ANSWER

I ALSO WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED, "YES, IMPREACH BUSH AND LET DICK CHENEY BE PRESIDENT, BRILLAINT IDEA"
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #520 on: March 11, 2008, 12:02:46 am »
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #521 on: March 11, 2008, 01:02:35 am »
Quote from: Cain on March 10, 2008, 11:29:32 pm
If we allowed the cows to wander freely, puppies with a death wish would naturally make their way to psychopathic marines (via osmosis), curing world hunger.

Or something.

(emphasis added because really that bit cracked me up most)
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #522 on: March 11, 2008, 01:06:10 am »
Osmosis solves all the world's ills.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #523 on: March 11, 2008, 01:08:05 am »
I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT, MY FATHER DIED FROM OSMOSIS WHEN IT CAUSED HIM TO THROW HIMSELF IN FRONT OF A HIGH VELOCITY AIRBORNE PUPPY
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #524 on: March 11, 2008, 03:33:01 pm »
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