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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #510 on: February 18, 2008, 06:25:29 pm »
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #511 on: February 20, 2008, 05:25:21 pm »
I think our foreign policy would be vastly improved if suddenly all business was conducted in soprano.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #512 on: February 21, 2008, 07:56:46 pm »
ITT you admit to doing something you consider 'discordian' in nature, that actually accomplished something useful in your pathetic existence.


I once posted on a discordian forum and they all united under a common purpose.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #513 on: February 22, 2008, 07:56:14 pm »
Food preservation IS emblaming, if you think about it.

Unless you're buying green vegetables, active cultures, or pulsating meat.


You just described a typical saturday night.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #514 on: February 27, 2008, 03:39:10 pm »
This next one is for Eve:


Ah, a foto of my namesake. That's how my parents met, you know.
They met during the Spanish Inquisition's trip to Haiti?
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #515 on: March 01, 2008, 06:18:05 am »
AH FUCKING HELL, GOATS
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SIHT


*SHITS IN HIS COFFEE*


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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #516 on: March 01, 2008, 01:49:51 pm »
In my day, everybody had to get along with everybody because we were still compressed into a quantum singularity!
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #517 on: March 02, 2008, 05:53:29 pm »
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #518 on: March 04, 2008, 03:10:02 pm »
ahhahahah and I just noticed that the phone in that last post is labeled "CLARITY"


anyway



"i will never end a sentence with a proposition"

is that your proposal?

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He won't end a sentence with a proposition.

He'll just end it with a flagrant, slimy come-on, or a straightforward demand!

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #519 on: March 10, 2008, 04:23:04 am »
THE DISCORDIANS MOCKED GOD, SO HE PUNISHED THEM BY MAKING THEM ALL EMO KIDS, YOU SEE

THESE ARE ALL THE CORRECT ANSWER

I ALSO WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED, "YES, IMPREACH BUSH AND LET DICK CHENEY BE PRESIDENT, BRILLAINT IDEA"
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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #521 on: March 11, 2008, 01:02:35 am »
If we allowed the cows to wander freely, puppies with a death wish would naturally make their way to psychopathic marines (via osmosis), curing world hunger.

Or something.

(emphasis added because really that bit cracked me up most)
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #522 on: March 11, 2008, 01:06:10 am »
Osmosis solves all the world's ills.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #523 on: March 11, 2008, 01:08:05 am »
I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT, MY FATHER DIED FROM OSMOSIS WHEN IT CAUSED HIM TO THROW HIMSELF IN FRONT OF A HIGH VELOCITY AIRBORNE PUPPY
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #524 on: March 11, 2008, 03:33:01 pm »
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