PD.com: Like a fraternity of drunken clowns, hopped up on goofballs, beating one-another to a bloody pulp with bricks; the maniacal laughter increases exponentially as someone runs off to get a cinder-block.
Big shops make me feel autistic.
I think our foreign policy would be vastly improved if suddenly all business was conducted in soprano.
ITT you admit to doing something you consider 'discordian' in nature, that actually accomplished something useful in your pathetic existence.
I once posted on a discordian forum and they all united under a common purpose.
Quote from: Richter on February 22, 2008, 07:30:27 pmFood preservation IS emblaming, if you think about it.Unless you're buying green vegetables, active cultures, or pulsating meat.You just described a typical saturday night.
Food preservation IS emblaming, if you think about it.Unless you're buying green vegetables, active cultures, or pulsating meat.
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on February 25, 2008, 11:23:09 pmThis next one is for Eve:Ah, a foto of my namesake. That's how my parents met, you know.
This next one is for Eve:
They met during the Spanish Inquisition's trip to Haiti?
AH FUCKING HELL, GOATSSHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SIHT*SHITS IN HIS COFFEE*
In my day, everybody had to get along with everybody because we were still compressed into a quantum singularity!\
*RING* \ /*RING* Hello. \ / Troll?
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on March 04, 2008, 12:22:38 amQuote from: triple zero on March 03, 2008, 10:56:46 pm"i will never end a sentence with a proposition"is that your proposal? He won't end a sentence with a proposition.He'll just end it with a flagrant, slimy come-on, or a straightforward demand!
Quote from: triple zero on March 03, 2008, 10:56:46 pm"i will never end a sentence with a proposition"is that your proposal?
"i will never end a sentence with a proposition"
THE DISCORDIANS MOCKED GOD, SO HE PUNISHED THEM BY MAKING THEM ALL EMO KIDS, YOU SEE
THESE ARE ALL THE CORRECT ANSWERI ALSO WOULD HAVE ACCEPTED, "YES, IMPREACH BUSH AND LET DICK CHENEY BE PRESIDENT, BRILLAINT IDEA"
Quote from: Suu Fett on March 10, 2008, 04:21:46 pmQuote from: Nigel on March 10, 2008, 04:12:49 amQuote from: triple zero on March 10, 2008, 01:53:41 ami just did cram already YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF PERVERTS
Quote from: Nigel on March 10, 2008, 04:12:49 amQuote from: triple zero on March 10, 2008, 01:53:41 ami just did cram already
Quote from: triple zero on March 10, 2008, 01:53:41 ami just did cram already
i just did cram already
If we allowed the cows to wander freely, puppies with a death wish would naturally make their way to psychopathic marines (via osmosis), curing world hunger.Or something.