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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #615 on: April 24, 2008, 03:24:55 am »

A better place to leave pr0n would be the legislators' offices.



I mean, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #616 on: April 25, 2008, 03:36:52 am »


Okay, you just made the dickhead list.



i felt threatened, what was i supposed to do.


NOTHING, CUZ YOUR HEAD'S TOO FUCKING SMALL.

ah, so I pretty much made the list by default...

I have a small head disability.  I am afraid that it is irreversable.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #617 on: April 25, 2008, 06:35:48 am »
Internet of the 90's?

Hell, I was on the Internet in the 80's... before those bastards at CERN decided to screw up a perfectly good geek toy by creating HTTP and SGML.

DAMN YOU TIM BERNERS-LEE!!!!!

FACT:  THE INTERNET WAS GOOD WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #618 on: April 25, 2008, 07:23:56 am »
Internet of the 90's?

Hell, I was on the Internet in the 80's... before those bastards at CERN decided to screw up a perfectly good geek toy by creating HTTP and SGML.

DAMN YOU TIM BERNERS-LEE!!!!!

FACT:  THE INTERNET WAS GOOD WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #619 on: April 25, 2008, 02:47:36 pm »
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #621 on: April 25, 2008, 05:38:51 pm »
Internet of the 90's?

Hell, I was on the Internet in the 80's... before those bastards at CERN decided to screw up a perfectly good geek toy by creating HTTP and SGML.

DAMN YOU TIM BERNERS-LEE!!!!!

FACT:  THE INTERNET WAS GOOD WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

...Don't people still do this?
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #622 on: April 25, 2008, 05:52:14 pm »
No, we do shit like that via Facebook and Twitter now.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #623 on: April 28, 2008, 10:28:38 am »
i hear if you say Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in a mirror 3 times an american baby EXPLODES

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #624 on: April 29, 2008, 09:34:01 pm »
Someday he will find Kim Gibler and make her his Salazorian lovefuck.

This, to date, is funniest thing I've ever seen written on this forum.

It was a cry-laugh funny.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #625 on: April 29, 2008, 09:38:30 pm »
Someday he will find Kim Gibler and make her his Salazorian lovefuck.

This, to date, is funniest thing I've ever seen written on this forum.

It was a cry-laugh funny.

I was floored as well.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #626 on: April 30, 2008, 03:22:49 am »
The books on this era are going to be a GREAT read when they finally come out.  The Clinton White House will look like PeeWee's Playhouse in comparison, srsly.

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« Reply #627 on: April 30, 2008, 03:32:01 am »
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #628 on: May 01, 2008, 05:01:40 pm »
I honestly don't find it that hard to believe that Billy Ray waxes Hannah Montana's va-jay-jay.

Wait- is it illegal for us even to be talking about Miley Cyrus' genitals?

It depends - route a proxy through some country that has 15 as an age of consent, and you're all set.

You mean, like Canada?

THE NORTHLAND IS FULL OF PERVS :eek:

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #629 on: May 02, 2008, 07:50:54 pm »
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