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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #630 on: May 03, 2008, 05:50:47 pm »
                 THIS ENDS HERE
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                 QUIT REPLYING
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                 NO YOU QUIT REPLYING
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                 YOU FIRST
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                       OKAY
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                 YOU CAN'T SAY OKAY, YOU JUST HAVE TO STOP
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                       NO U
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #631 on: May 05, 2008, 07:15:26 am »
that was epic

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #632 on: May 07, 2008, 05:59:59 am »
Till Maria gets back and sees you demolished her window plants!

DO YOU THINK I'M HIGH OR SOMETHING?  I USED THE NEIGHBOR'S.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #633 on: May 07, 2008, 09:32:54 am »
I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING

THE SIGN SAID "FREE"
THAT MEANS I CAN TAKE HOWEVER MANY I GODDAMNED WANT

THE FUCKING SIGN SAID "FREE TIBET".

PUT THEM FUCKING BACK.
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INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #634 on: May 09, 2008, 05:07:55 am »
Cain: sounds like she was compensating, to me
Eve: compensating for what?
Fred: YOAR LACK OF PENIS?

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #636 on: May 20, 2008, 06:41:06 pm »
i totally wanna be that guy.
 
even hosrie thinks this shit is ghey
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What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #637 on: May 20, 2008, 07:08:36 pm »

I met my vibrator at Babeland on the Lower East Side in NYC. It was love at first sight. Now, three years later, we're still in a long-term, committed relationship. I couldn't be happier! :D

If you got injured could you charge him with assault and batteries?

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #639 on: May 21, 2008, 03:56:45 am »
It just seems contradictory to me to have free-willed planned out for you.  

If an omniscient/potent god made you, they made everything you will do, just because they knows the consequences on your actions before they makes you.

:argh!:

Omniscient is omniscient! No rolling the dice or closing your eyes.  You have no idea how often I get that sort of reasoning when people want to keep free will and their sky jew.

So are you saying that someone who was omniscient wouldn't be able to figure out how to stop being omniscient?

Knowing whether something can be done and actually being able to do it are two different things.

Hence the "Can God create a rock so big he cannot pick it up" paradox.

Exactly.

Also, I understand that it does seem contradictory.  That doesn't mean it is contradictory.  It just means we can't understand it.

PS: Yes, God can create a rock so big he can't pick it up.  He can also pick it up, though.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #640 on: May 21, 2008, 03:57:40 am »
Since when does god go around challenging himself?

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #641 on: May 21, 2008, 04:00:37 am »
Fuck you, that's when.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #642 on: May 21, 2008, 04:05:48 am »
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #643 on: May 21, 2008, 04:08:44 am »
Laughed so hard I peed, 9/10

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #644 on: May 22, 2008, 01:40:24 am »


It's all good. If I was concerned with what The Other thought of my hobbies, I certainly wouldn't count myself amongst Discordians. I can see why some people think LARP sucks, or that I suck for doing it. All I can say to that is  :boring:. This is the Strange Times, and everybody is unspeakably weird. No shame there. One might just as validly critique people who post on forums all day, or own guns, or follow women's basketball or whatever.


You.

Quit making good arguments.

Thanks.


I just laughed so hard, I think I shit my pants.

And this is only one service we provide!

It's surprising how many of them involve shit, though.