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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #720 on: September 30, 2008, 05:21:16 pm »
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #721 on: October 01, 2008, 09:46:49 pm »
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #722 on: October 02, 2008, 09:09:25 am »
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #723 on: October 02, 2008, 09:11:11 am »
It's the little feet that get me.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #724 on: October 02, 2008, 11:11:06 am »
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Outlandishness, n. A method of distinction so cheap that fools employ it to accentuate their incapacity.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #725 on: October 02, 2008, 01:48:28 pm »
Go SPEED WOMPER
Go SPEED WOMPER
Go SPEED WOMPER Go!
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #726 on: October 02, 2008, 08:15:38 pm »
   
Re: POST YOUR YOUTUBE LINKS HERE, SPAGS!
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #727 on: October 08, 2008, 03:37:45 pm »
Of course, the problem is once people start thinking, they have this annoying habit of not stopping.  And before you know it, they're questioning the BBC and whether science is a culture-bound mode of thought and we've all become effete, latte-drinking postmodernists, tearing apart the foundations of Western rationality and replacing it with a nihilistic discourse of despair and the end of all grand narratives.

Or something.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #728 on: October 08, 2008, 07:08:47 pm »
LMNO trying to hook up DCup:





Sorry, no luck.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #729 on: October 09, 2008, 06:58:43 pm »
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #731 on: October 20, 2008, 04:46:07 pm »
I lost all interest ITT after it was pointed out that I was compared to jamiroquai.

Someone else compared you to the Beatles, IIRC.

As for the Jamiroquai thing.... well..... Sorry, what else can I say?

I like Jamiroquai.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #732 on: October 20, 2008, 04:48:06 pm »
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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #733 on: October 21, 2008, 01:01:06 pm »
That sounds really neat. I never would have thought of neo-paganism as something that someone would take the time to research.

Neither do most neo-pagans.

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Re: ITT: Best Posts of the Day
« Reply #734 on: October 24, 2008, 01:31:54 pm »
And now Obama is open to talking to the Taliban. 

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