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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Payne, July 24, 2007, 03:56:28 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

#5160
December 21, 2011, 10:07:04 PM
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5161
December 21, 2011, 10:40:07 PM
 :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Juana

#5162
December 21, 2011, 10:44:48 PM
:lulz: Nice!
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

EK WAFFLR

#5163
December 21, 2011, 11:12:04 PM
Did it beach and die in the sweltering Norwegian sun? If not, it's not my kind of whale.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

#5164
December 21, 2011, 11:16:17 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 21, 2011, 11:12:04 PM
Did it beach and die in the sweltering Norwegian sun? If not, it's not my kind of whale.

That particular whale did beach, yes.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

#5165
December 21, 2011, 11:39:16 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on December 21, 2011, 11:16:17 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 21, 2011, 11:12:04 PM
Did it beach and die in the sweltering Norwegian sun? If not, it's not my kind of whale.

That particular whale did beach, yes.

Then it must not have been laying there for long enough. Otherwise my expression would have been more Dat Whale.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

#5166
December 22, 2011, 12:33:01 AM
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

#5167
December 22, 2011, 12:45:17 AM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5168
December 22, 2011, 08:29:01 PM
Oh fuck  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Pæs

#5169
December 23, 2011, 02:08:06 AM


This is kinda  :x

Suu

#5170
December 23, 2011, 02:18:17 AM
Ohhhhh....FUCK.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton

#5171
December 24, 2011, 09:36:56 PM



Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Don Coyote

#5172
December 24, 2011, 09:46:34 PM
VENGEANCE SHALL BE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :argh!: :argh!:

The Good Reverend Roger

#5173
December 26, 2011, 03:38:16 AM
Quote from: Beardman Meow on December 23, 2011, 02:08:06 AM


This is kinda  :x

Okay, Paes.

That fucking tears it.

Prepare yourself.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Pæs

#5174
December 26, 2011, 05:28:10 AM
I was momentarily tempted to blame the hair on Nigel's WOMP I cut you out of, but I'm too excited about what's going to happen next.

:D

LET'S SEE WHAT YOU'VE GOT.
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