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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #870 on: April 25, 2008, 06:29:12 am »

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #871 on: April 25, 2008, 06:38:55 am »
That was nerdilicious, on so many levels. :mittens:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #872 on: April 25, 2008, 06:42:14 am »
Yes. His stock in WOMP is rising. He may have to be purged, so powerful will he become.

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #873 on: April 25, 2008, 06:53:51 am »

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #874 on: April 25, 2008, 07:20:52 am »
that was geek-tastic!

this show is much better now.

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #875 on: April 25, 2008, 07:50:57 am »
I'm saving all these Clinton WOMPs to release on the web once she loses.

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #876 on: April 25, 2008, 07:54:12 am »

I think I am more afraid of Mr. Suus sister then I am of him...

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WTF is that supposed to mean?

what do you think it meant?

im just some random moronic small headed military member who said he is afraid of a civillian.

Marine? Only Marines would retort with that because they're told to repeat everything they say like fucking parrots.


OMGZ RLY!?!?!

Oh, and I should alert you to the fact that I'm not a civilian. I love it when fellow servicefolk think they're hotshots.

I'd like to add that more than a few members here are either military or ex-military.

TGRR,
Not terribly impressed by the FNG who won't shut up about the service.

I'm not allowed to work with military people anymore.  They object to my presence at the meetings, and the fact I keep obliquely making fun of them.

Then again, I don't think MoD suits who once, a long time ago (like maybe in the British invasion of Tibet) once fired a gun.  For target practice.  Against an empty can.  When no-one else was looking.  Really count.  At all.

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #877 on: April 25, 2008, 07:55:33 am »
I'm saving all these Clinton WOMPs to release on the web once she loses.

I am currently planning something involving a lot of Clinton.

It will probably never come to fruition though, hence me telling you about it.

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #878 on: April 25, 2008, 07:57:29 am »
I'm saving all these Clinton WOMPs to release on the web once she loses.

I am currently planning something involving a lot of Clinton.

Does it also involve ninjas and large crowds?

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #879 on: April 25, 2008, 08:01:26 am »
I couldn't really say. I may have said too much already!

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #880 on: April 25, 2008, 08:07:07 am »
I'm saving all these Clinton WOMPs to release on the web once she loses.

I am currently planning something involving a lot of Clinton.

Does it also involve ninjas and large crowds?

On that note, I'm planning a choreographed ninja battle in the center of town.
Ninja's will come down from the rooftops, battle it out in a spectacular fashion, and then vanish.

If it ever happens videos will be posted, most likely from jail.

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #881 on: April 25, 2008, 12:39:59 pm »
Quote from: wun-zee-row-fow-er
its TROO

She made a hero like Spitzer resign office.

She would make YOU resign from life. She'd BREAK you.

you know what, she actually looks like the women I had... 

srsly.
REALLY real discordians

i wouldnt hurt a fly
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #882 on: April 25, 2008, 03:57:17 pm »


did someone say porkchops...?
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #883 on: April 25, 2008, 04:09:54 pm »
I'm saving all these Clinton WOMPs to release on the web once she loses.

I am currently planning something involving a lot of Clinton.

Does it also involve ninjas and large crowds?

On that note, I'm planning a choreographed ninja battle in the center of town.
Ninja's will come down from the rooftops, battle it out in a spectacular fashion, and then vanish.

If it ever happens videos will be posted, most likely from jail.

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #884 on: April 25, 2008, 04:21:56 pm »
You know Paesior, I didn't like you at first. But you've redeemed yourself like 1600x over. People like you make me almost believe there could be hope for noobs yet. Almost.

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