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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #975 on: July 18, 2008, 08:27:29 pm »
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« Reply #976 on: July 21, 2008, 12:47:32 am »
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« Reply #977 on: July 23, 2008, 09:46:16 am »
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« Reply #978 on: August 12, 2008, 07:56:56 am »
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« Reply #979 on: August 13, 2008, 03:22:22 am »
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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« Reply #980 on: August 13, 2008, 03:31:57 am »
What in the shit snorkelling fuck is that!?
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« Reply #981 on: August 13, 2008, 04:22:59 am »
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« Reply #982 on: August 13, 2008, 05:02:41 am »
What in the shit snorkelling fuck is that!?

Oh my god oh fuck it's the last image on this VERY DISTURBING page:
http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=576605&extra=page%3D1
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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« Reply #983 on: August 13, 2008, 06:29:58 am »
O shit, I thought it was Bush photoshopped.

But it's really a malformed infant.  :cry:
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« Reply #984 on: August 13, 2008, 06:34:14 am »
Not sure which I feel more disturbed by.
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« Reply #985 on: August 13, 2008, 09:37:27 am »
Not sure which I feel more disturbed by.

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #986 on: August 13, 2008, 02:06:28 pm »
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Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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« Reply #987 on: August 13, 2008, 04:07:53 pm »
Not sure which I feel more disturbed by.

This is why (eta: at my house) you can't use the phrase "Opinions are like assholes, everyone has them," because my husband's seen babies like this and ones where their asshole is misplaced as well.

Sad, yes.  But at least with the asshole, no one has to typically LOOK at it in public.

Key word here:  typically

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #988 on: August 13, 2008, 06:42:01 pm »
This is why (eta: at my house) you can't use the phrase "Opinions are like assholes, everyone has them," because my husband's seen babies like this and ones where their asshole is misplaced as well.

do these babies have opinions?

cause i think you really need an asshole to function long enough in order to form an opinion about anything.
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #989 on: August 13, 2008, 06:44:43 pm »
This is why (eta: at my house) you can't use the phrase "Opinions are like assholes, everyone has them," because my husband's seen babies like this and ones where their asshole is misplaced as well.

do these babies have opinions?

cause i think you really need an asshole to function long enough in order to form an opinion about anything.

I belive certain degrees of asshole grafting or improvisation are available with access to medical care.  For all others you're right though.  :|

Jenne:  Sounds like your husband has a pretty heavy job.  That stuff isn't easy to see.
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