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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #990 on: August 13, 2008, 06:55:39 pm »
This is why (eta: at my house) you can't use the phrase "Opinions are like assholes, everyone has them," because my husband's seen babies like this and ones where their asshole is misplaced as well.

do these babies have opinions?

cause i think you really need an asshole to function long enough in order to form an opinion about anything.

I belive certain degrees of asshole grafting or improvisation are available with access to medical care.  For all others you're right though.  :|

Jenne:  Sounds like your husband has a pretty heavy job.  That stuff isn't easy to see.

Asshole improvisation  :x
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #991 on: August 13, 2008, 07:29:53 pm »
Not sure which I feel more disturbed by.

This is why (eta: at my house) you can't use the phrase "Opinions are like assholes, everyone has them," because my husband's seen babies like this and ones where their asshole is misplaced as well.

Sad, yes.  But at least with the asshole, no one has to typically LOOK at it in public.

Key word here:  typically

If I gave birth to something like that I'd flip out...Then again, can't they see it in sonograms BEFORE birth? I can't see them with much of a life expectancy...conjoined twins aside, because they're more common and there's a lot of surgeries and treatments to separate them these days.
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #992 on: August 13, 2008, 07:36:04 pm »
Not sure which I feel more disturbed by.

This is why (eta: at my house) you can't use the phrase "Opinions are like assholes, everyone has them," because my husband's seen babies like this and ones where their asshole is misplaced as well.

Sad, yes.  But at least with the asshole, no one has to typically LOOK at it in public.

Key word here:  typically
My wife has seen goats like that too.  They didn't survive very long. Animal midwifery can be a very gross business.
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #993 on: August 13, 2008, 08:46:21 pm »
This is why (eta: at my house) you can't use the phrase "Opinions are like assholes, everyone has them," because my husband's seen babies like this and ones where their asshole is misplaced as well.

do these babies have opinions?

cause i think you really need an asshole to function long enough in order to form an opinion about anything.

Could be...you'd have to ask the assholess babes sometime to see...

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« Reply #994 on: August 14, 2008, 12:55:28 am »
This is why (eta: at my house) you can't use the phrase "Opinions are like assholes, everyone has them," because my husband's seen babies like this and ones where their asshole is misplaced as well.

do these babies have opinions?

cause i think you really need an asshole to function long enough in order to form an opinion about anything.

I belive certain degrees of asshole grafting or improvisation are available with access to medical care.  For all others you're right though.  :|

Jenne:  Sounds like your husband has a pretty heavy job.  That stuff isn't easy to see.

Asshole improvisation  :x

I had made a HUGE post on this and it got eated by the internets.

Anyway, he works for the poor immigrant population that can't afford the healthcare for preventative shit, and so they get "fixed for free" by the system.  In my husband's clinic, they turn no one away.

And this means that it's a pretty good gig, he likes it, but yeah, he's seen plenty of any and everything out there.  And he got his residency at the LA county general hospital. So there you go.

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« Reply #995 on: August 14, 2008, 12:56:21 am »
Not sure which I feel more disturbed by.

This is why (eta: at my house) you can't use the phrase "Opinions are like assholes, everyone has them," because my husband's seen babies like this and ones where their asshole is misplaced as well.

Sad, yes.  But at least with the asshole, no one has to typically LOOK at it in public.

Key word here:  typically

If I gave birth to something like that I'd flip out...Then again, can't they see it in sonograms BEFORE birth? I can't see them with much of a life expectancy...conjoined twins aside, because they're more common and there's a lot of surgeries and treatments to separate them these days.

Sonograms don't catch everything...and unless they consider you high-risk, they don't always do more than one anyway.  It's sort of really really sad.

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« Reply #996 on: August 14, 2008, 05:28:15 pm »
That is really sad.

For my pregnancies I had one at 20 weeks with the first two, but a raft of them with the last one because she was conceived on an IUD and that made her "high risk". At 20 weeks though, they count arms and legs and make sure the spine and head and everything are all OK. I had a friend who had a terribly malformed fetus, which they caught on the 20 week ultrasound. It would never have survived so they terminated, which kind of fucked her in the head for a long, long time.
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #997 on: August 15, 2008, 06:02:42 am »
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #998 on: August 27, 2008, 01:30:10 am »
"We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in D.C.,
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« Reply #999 on: August 27, 2008, 01:32:53 am »
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« Reply #1000 on: August 27, 2008, 03:05:34 am »
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« Reply #1001 on: August 27, 2008, 03:27:24 am »
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« Reply #1002 on: August 27, 2008, 05:15:34 am »
There should be a club just for us bald headed fuckers.

There is.  They call it "the Shao Lin Temple".

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« Reply #1003 on: August 28, 2008, 01:16:54 am »
"We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in D.C.,
we shall fight on our doorsteps,
we shall fight with Mexica Rain and Asteroidal Shit Storms, we shall defend our freedom, whatever the cost may be,
we shall fight the hippies,
we shall fight the emos,
we shall fight the goths,
we shall fight jumped up primadonna moderators;
we shall never surrender, WE SHALL MARCH ON A ROAD OF BONES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1004 on: August 28, 2008, 01:35:24 am »
There should be a club just for us bald headed fuckers.

There is.  They call it "the Shao Lin Temple".

DO NEVER FUCKING TEST!

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