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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1035 on: September 11, 2008, 01:50:47 am »

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1036 on: September 11, 2008, 02:37:22 am »
That's the WOMP transport tube. 
It's been out of service for a while...
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1037 on: September 11, 2008, 02:39:21 am »
That's the WOMP transport tube. 
It's been out of service for a while...

Because SOMEONE hasn't been doing their share of the tidying.

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1038 on: September 11, 2008, 02:45:28 am »
It was your turn to clean, we've been over this.
That tactical nuke was a FAVOR to get rid of the mess for you.
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1039 on: September 11, 2008, 02:49:04 am »
It was your turn to clean, we've been over this.
That tactical nuke was a FAVOR to get rid of the mess for you.

I swapped my shift with you Richter.

A deal is a deal.

I'm sending you the repair bill.

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1040 on: September 11, 2008, 02:58:04 am »
Bill?  It's still borked!  :argh!:

It would have been fine if you'd let me fix it.  I had the "Big book of DIY Spacetime Anomaly Repairs" from Home Depot and everything.
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1041 on: September 11, 2008, 03:01:29 am »
Bill?  It's still borked!  :argh!:

It would have been fine if you'd let me fix it.  I had the "Big book of DIY Spacetime Anomaly Repairs" from Home Depot and everything.

Right enough, you did.

But your toolbox only had a dog eared ball off used scotch tape and a broken pair of scissors. Good enough for most jobs, but not this one.

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1042 on: September 11, 2008, 03:12:54 am »
You obviously missed what I had on my toolbelt:





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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1043 on: September 11, 2008, 03:16:26 am »
Less fight, MOAR WOMP!

The masses implore--nay! DEMAND it of you!

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1044 on: September 11, 2008, 03:38:37 am »
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1045 on: September 11, 2008, 01:45:11 pm »
Is that a quabala tessaract?


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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1046 on: September 11, 2008, 01:55:57 pm »
Oh you SKOON folks...you always appreciate the best esoterica!
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1047 on: September 11, 2008, 02:27:06 pm »
I want a kitten :sad:
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1048 on: September 11, 2008, 02:30:39 pm »
Do you like your furniture?


Then no, you do not want a kitten.


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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1049 on: September 11, 2008, 02:36:22 pm »
Yep.  Our nice furniture is in the basement, away from the two cats.  We keep the shitty stuff in the living room. 
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