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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1050 on: September 11, 2008, 02:39:03 pm »
Do you like your furniture?


Then no, you do not want a kitten.


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List of furniture I own:

-an 18 year old desk, made of wooden slabs screwed together
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-a white IKEA dresser from eighth grade--it has been dropped down flights of stairs several times and is held together with epoxy and masking tape and hope
-an IKEA bed
-two IKEA shelves
-one of those round dish chairs from Pier One, except it went through college with me, so there've been so many drunkards on it that it is missing several key bits of structural integrity and is held together with hope and very careful sitting
-several milk crates
-a rubbermaid

Yeah, I think I'm okay with getting a kitten. :p
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1051 on: September 11, 2008, 02:49:54 pm »
Are you considering getting nice things in the next 15 years?

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1052 on: September 11, 2008, 02:51:39 pm »
Also, how do you feel about sleep?

One of my one-year-old cats has decided she is going to serenade us outside our bedroom door. 

The shows start at 11 PM, 3, and 5 AM.

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1053 on: September 11, 2008, 02:52:22 pm »
Are you considering getting nice things in the next 15 years?

Yesterday, I opened a secondary savings account. It is named "House Down Payment." Every extra cent I see is going in there. So no, probably not.

Once I have said house, I'll furnish it from the Salvation Army. :cry:
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1054 on: September 11, 2008, 03:22:31 pm »
Also, how do you feel about sleep?

One of my one-year-old cats has decided she is going to serenade us outside our bedroom door. 

The shows start at 11 PM, 3, and 5 AM.



I got lucky, both of my cats are relatively quiet. Rin only meows if she REALLY wants something or insists on waking us up if we've been sleeping in and not giving her undivided attention, and Mishu, when she DOES vocalize, is more of a chirping than meowing. In fact, it's ridiculously cute and she only does it if she's retrieving a random sock from the bedroom for us, or watching birds outside of the window.

They DO love to scratch on furniture though, but not like when they were kittens since we would flick their noses, and used a spray for a bit. We also have that cat tree now which they are both finally accustomed to and climb on their own.



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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1055 on: September 11, 2008, 08:30:57 pm »
When the ol' lady's not here.  I usually wake up, with Cain and Abel sleeping with me.  One curled up under each arm.

They don't tend to whine while I'm sleeping, but they will start cryassing about 8 hours BEFORE their food dish is actually empty. 

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1056 on: September 11, 2008, 08:51:01 pm »
When the ol' lady's not here.  I usually wake up, with Cain and Abel sleeping with me.  One curled up under each arm.

They don't tend to whine while I'm sleeping, but they will start cryassing about 8 hours BEFORE their food dish is actually empty. 

"This food's gettin' mightly low cracker, you plannin' on fixin that?"


My cat does that all the time. She does it when I've just put food in her bowl and she's finished eating it.

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1057 on: September 12, 2008, 02:32:42 pm »
Are you considering getting nice things in the next 15 years?

Yesterday, I opened a secondary savings account. It is named "House Down Payment." Every extra cent I see is going in there. So no, probably not.

Once I have said house, I'll furnish it from the Salvation Army. :cry:

YAY HOUSEEEEE!

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Also I have two cats, and nice things, so they are not mutually exclusive. Just have several spray bottles handy and be prepared to use them.
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1058 on: September 13, 2008, 02:02:59 pm »
if they're inside cats you can always get those rubber tips put on their claws at the vet.  waaay more humane than declawing.

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« Reply #1059 on: September 14, 2008, 03:27:57 pm »
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1060 on: September 14, 2008, 06:47:05 pm »
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1061 on: September 15, 2008, 01:36:58 am »
Due to lack of WOMPing ITT, I have decided to post this here.

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1062 on: September 15, 2008, 02:30:51 am »
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1063 on: September 15, 2008, 02:42:48 am »
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1064 on: September 15, 2008, 02:45:48 am »
If someone goes along with it....They win everything ever.
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