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Started by Payne, July 24, 2007, 03:56:28 PM

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Jenne


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Jenne on September 18, 2008, 06:47:36 PM
They are REALLY young over there, aren't they?  Jesus.

They really really are. complete babies. And one of them tried to claim it was "pathetic" for anyone over 30 to be hanging out online.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nigel on September 19, 2008, 12:52:55 AM
Quote from: Jenne on September 18, 2008, 06:47:36 PM
They are REALLY young over there, aren't they?  Jesus.

They really really are. complete babies. And one of them tried to claim it was "pathetic" for anyone over 30 to be hanging out online.  :lulz:

WTF?  If I was 20 again, I'd have my ass out chasing down women and peeing on squadcars.

The internet is FOR us old farts.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2008, 12:54:22 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 19, 2008, 12:52:55 AM
Quote from: Jenne on September 18, 2008, 06:47:36 PM
They are REALLY young over there, aren't they?  Jesus.

They really really are. complete babies. And one of them tried to claim it was "pathetic" for anyone over 30 to be hanging out online.  :lulz:

WTF?  If I was 20 again, I'd have my ass out chasing down women and peeing on squadcars.

The internet is FOR us old farts.

YES! I am stuck at home with 3 kids, what else do I have to stimulate my brain between laundry loads and getting snacks?   :wink:

Besides, old people INVENTED it. Were they supposed to never use it?  :lulz: Maybe the kiddies think it was invented for 4chan...
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Iason Ouabache

Quote from: Nigel on September 19, 2008, 02:38:27 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 19, 2008, 12:54:22 AM
Quote from: Nigel on September 19, 2008, 12:52:55 AM
Quote from: Jenne on September 18, 2008, 06:47:36 PM
They are REALLY young over there, aren't they?  Jesus.

They really really are. complete babies. And one of them tried to claim it was "pathetic" for anyone over 30 to be hanging out online.  :lulz:

WTF?  If I was 20 again, I'd have my ass out chasing down women and peeing on squadcars.

The internet is FOR us old farts.

YES! I am stuck at home with 3 kids, what else do I have to stimulate my brain between laundry loads and getting snacks?   :wink:

Besides, old people INVENTED it. Were they supposed to never use it?  :lulz: Maybe the kiddies think it was invented for 4chan...
Nope, the internet is for porn!
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Eve

Emotionally crippled narcissist.

BADGE OF HONOR

Quote from: Hoopla on September 18, 2008, 01:46:32 PM



Yes.  Nice Guy Eddie is a BIG GAY COWBOY.

I'M NOT IN IT VOTED SAD CLOWNS
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Cramulus

'fraid I beat you to that one Eve.  :lulz:

Picture dated August 27, 2007:




I like how the wig is on a little bit crooked.

Eve

Quote from: Cramulus on September 19, 2008, 01:44:07 PM
'fraid I beat you to that one Eve.  :lulz:

Picture dated August 27, 2007:




I like how the wig is on a little bit crooked.

Damnit. I thought I remembered someone WOMPing you onto David Bowie, but I couldn't find it in the last ten pages or so, so I thought I might've been safe. :argh!:
Emotionally crippled narcissist.

Payne

Yeah, I've WOMPed Cram onto Bowie a couple times too.

It's odd that we keep returning to that theme.

Valerie - Gone

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Cainad has seen this before and he was, I quote, "deeply and profoundly disturbed." Felt quite accomplished about that, but I think y'all are made of tougher stuff. Enjoy!
People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost.

Let him that would move the world, first move himself. -Socrates

Payne



Revisiting old WOMP themes, FTW

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

Actually, those 3 points are a pretty cool rant.

I think I walk around saying something similar a lot around here.

Rev. St. Syn, KSC (Ret.)

I cannot believe what I'm seeing. Roger is a WOMP GOD OF DOOM!!!! Who'd a thunk it? :mittens: to yuo, sir!
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