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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1500 on: October 23, 2008, 07:25:19 am »
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« Reply #1501 on: October 23, 2008, 02:53:46 pm »
Holy hell.

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« Reply #1502 on: October 23, 2008, 03:26:58 pm »
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« Reply #1503 on: October 23, 2008, 03:33:31 pm »
Holy crap, I missed the second one last night. WOMP makes my life moar complete. :mittens: for all.
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« Reply #1504 on: October 23, 2008, 07:47:29 pm »
Well done, boaf!  :lulz:

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1505 on: October 24, 2008, 01:49:47 am »

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« Reply #1506 on: October 24, 2008, 02:07:49 am »
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Weirder than me?

Good luck with that.  I have dysfunctions that are older than most of you people!   :argh!:
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« Reply #1507 on: October 24, 2008, 02:10:08 am »
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well they're clearly trying to raise the dead with ufos or something; that's weirder than whatever we're doing now.

why are you stopping them from doing that?

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« Reply #1508 on: October 24, 2008, 02:11:47 am »
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well they're clearly trying to raise the dead with ufos or something; that's weirder than whatever we're doing now.

why are you stopping them from doing that?

Because it turns out that aliens are stupid, too. :tgrr:

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« Reply #1509 on: October 24, 2008, 06:52:41 pm »
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well they're clearly trying to raise the dead with ufos or something; that's weirder than whatever we're doing now.

why are you stopping them from doing that?

Because it turns out that aliens are stupid, too. :tgrr:



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« Reply #1510 on: October 24, 2008, 06:59:13 pm »
It's true though.  I mean, what else explains them coming to Earth in the first place? 
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« Reply #1511 on: October 24, 2008, 07:08:16 pm »
It's true though.  I mean, what else explains them coming to Earth in the first place? 

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« Reply #1512 on: October 24, 2008, 07:14:49 pm »
Well, at least they are liberal aliens.  Man, if we ever got invaded by neocon Aliens we'd be sooo screwed. 
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« Reply #1513 on: October 24, 2008, 07:16:35 pm »
Well, at least they are liberal aliens.  Man, if we ever got invaded by neocon Aliens we'd be sooo screwed. 

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« Reply #1514 on: October 24, 2008, 07:23:05 pm »
Well, at least they are liberal aliens.  Man, if we ever got invaded by neocon Aliens we'd be sooo screwed. 

Icke will tell you this has already happened.

Its true. Why do you think McCain is always sticking his tongue out like that, and has short little lizard arms, with little tapered lizard fingers?