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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1681 on: December 25, 2008, 07:10:34 am »
herpes lesions?

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1682 on: December 25, 2008, 06:20:09 pm »
No, no, it's just a ridiculous attempt at a mustache.   :lulz:

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1683 on: December 26, 2008, 03:30:36 am »
Matches his unibrow.
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1684 on: December 26, 2008, 04:20:43 am »

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1685 on: December 26, 2008, 08:14:26 am »



you look like you're taking a really large shit, or just did.  Also, what IS that crawling all over your top lip.  O wait... :|
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1686 on: December 26, 2008, 11:19:51 am »
my unibrow AINT too thick, it doesn't bother me too much.    from time to time i'll take the tweezers out but fucking hell it always grows back.

meh.


and that's just my monday moustache.   I stop shaving on friday and come monday I leave the moustanche, for monday only.  thus the monday moustache.
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1687 on: December 26, 2008, 11:40:16 am »
my unibrow AINT too thick

Keep telling yourself that.

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1688 on: December 26, 2008, 12:01:05 pm »
meh.   *doesn't know what to do...
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1689 on: December 26, 2008, 12:03:42 pm »
meh.   *doesn't know what to do...

Come up with a witty/original/amusing response to make me wanna go back to bed.
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1690 on: December 27, 2008, 08:42:21 am »
OH CRAMULUS

YOU THOUGHT YOUR BRUTAL SECRET WAS SAFE! BUT NO:

Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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« Reply #1691 on: December 27, 2008, 09:45:20 am »
WHY MUST YOU CRUSH THE LARVAL SEALS BENEATH YOUR HOOVES? WHYYYYYY?
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1692 on: December 27, 2008, 09:54:30 am »
Absolutely bizarrely epic Nigel.

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1693 on: December 27, 2008, 10:10:15 am »
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1694 on: December 27, 2008, 01:19:57 pm »
 :cramstipated: :mittens:
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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