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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1770 on: March 16, 2009, 02:02:57 pm »
GUYS! THE PROFESSOR HAS INVENTED SOMETHING MIRACULOUS:

the MAYO RAY GUN



now you can shoot MAYO RAYS directly into the face of society!

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1771 on: March 16, 2009, 02:30:04 pm »
What, no Miracle Whip? 

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« Reply #1772 on: March 16, 2009, 02:33:45 pm »
Damn. I need one of those.

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1773 on: March 16, 2009, 05:55:49 pm »

wut a gun that only works on white people?
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1774 on: March 16, 2009, 05:59:18 pm »
for some reason I laughed my ass off at the phrase "a ray of mayonnaise". This resulted in the above image.

Like what kind of terrorist would use the MAYO GUN? It reminds me of spider jerusalem's bowel disruptor gun. It's not violent, but it gets the point across just fine.

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1775 on: March 16, 2009, 08:40:57 pm »
for some reason I laughed my ass off at the phrase "a ray of mayonnaise". This resulted in the above image.

Like what kind of terrorist would use the MAYO GUN? It reminds me of spider jerusalem's bowel disruptor gun. It's not violent, but it gets the point across just fine.

:lulz:
It DID have a "Fatal intestinal maelstrom" setting, IIRC. 
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1776 on: March 16, 2009, 08:45:44 pm »
Ahem.

Miracle.

Whip.

C'mon, get cracking!
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1777 on: March 16, 2009, 09:15:48 pm »
i didnt know the right word! i already had used "squirt" in that sentence, so what would i call it? a gloop? a splattering? pumping up the moisturizer like a fucked up oil rig?
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1778 on: March 16, 2009, 10:14:03 pm »
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1779 on: March 16, 2009, 10:16:32 pm »


for the record, I made this pic on my horrible work computer, where the monitor quality is low enough that I did not notice the big white rectangles in this pic.

ahh well that's the WRATH for ya

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1780 on: March 16, 2009, 11:23:39 pm »

wut a gun that only works on white people?

 :?

Only white people like mayonnaise. You know, like how only black people like fried chicken and watermelon?

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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1781 on: March 16, 2009, 11:25:37 pm »
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1782 on: March 16, 2009, 11:27:54 pm »
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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1783 on: March 16, 2009, 11:30:04 pm »
That is SUCH a useful emote.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: WOMP-ertainment
« Reply #1784 on: March 16, 2009, 11:42:02 pm »
I know! Just like :lmnuendo:
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