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Started by Richter, December 05, 2007, 03:04:55 PM

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Triple Zero

#45
December 06, 2007, 01:45:38 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 06, 2007, 01:03:15 PM
Quote from: triple zero on December 06, 2007, 11:59:19 AM
in all fairness, i can't really speak or write english. i just copypaste stuff from the internet.

i have no idea what it means, either.

If anything, it gives you the chance of capturing correct grammar.
Your method is superior to many english speakers, especially on the internet.
From what I've learned of other language, I can appreciate what a nightmare english is.

erior to many e anything, it gives yoned of other language, I can apprring correct gramirness, i can't re!!!!
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

#46
December 06, 2007, 01:49:41 PM
my button is exaggeration.

Like when there are a few crumbs on the floor and my wife says "The floor is covered in crumbs."

Coincidentally, I think my wife's button is people who always think so darned literally. 

We're quite a pair.   :D
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Richter

#47
December 06, 2007, 02:20:27 PM
This doesn't explain how you got puns all over the forum.

Quote from: triple zero on December 06, 2007, 01:45:38 PM
Quote from: Richter on December 06, 2007, 01:03:15 PM
Quote from: triple zero on December 06, 2007, 11:59:19 AM
in all fairness, i can't really speak or write english. i just copypaste stuff from the internet.

i have no idea what it means, either.

If anything, it gives you the chance of capturing correct grammar.
Your method is superior to many english speakers, especially on the internet.
From what I've learned of other language, I can appreciate what a nightmare english is.

erior to many e anything, it gives yoned of other language, I can apprring correct gramirness, i can't re!!!!

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Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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AFK

#48
December 06, 2007, 02:25:34 PM
yeah, I can't explain that one either. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#49
December 06, 2007, 03:24:00 PM
I tend to start all my comments, "as was foretold by the prophecy..."

Triple Zero

#50
December 06, 2007, 03:29:21 PM
Quote from: LMNO on December 06, 2007, 03:24:00 PM
as was foretold by the prophecy... I tend to start all my comments, "as was foretold by the prophecy..."

fixt.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cramulus

#51
December 06, 2007, 03:38:32 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 06, 2007, 01:49:41 PM
my button is exaggeration.

Like when there are a few crumbs on the floor and my wife says "The floor is covered in crumbs."

Coincidentally, I think my wife's button is people who always think so darned literally. 

We're quite a pair.   :D


ah my god that reminds me of my pet peev for hotness hyperbole.

I have a friend who, when he is attracted to someone, always describes them as being "soooooo fucking hot". And often they are average looking. "Yo you should invite over so-and-so. She's sooooooooooooo fucking hot."

and in reality, she might look like this:
*






*image found by googling "average looking girl"

P3nT4gR4m

#52
December 06, 2007, 03:54:25 PM

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Darth Cupcake

#53
December 06, 2007, 04:01:45 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on December 06, 2007, 03:38:32 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 06, 2007, 01:49:41 PM
my button is exaggeration.

Like when there are a few crumbs on the floor and my wife says "The floor is covered in crumbs."

Coincidentally, I think my wife's button is people who always think so darned literally. 

We're quite a pair.   :D


ah my god that reminds me of my pet peev for hotness hyperbole.

I have a friend who, when he is attracted to someone, always describes them as being "soooooo fucking hot". And often they are average looking. "Yo you should invite over so-and-so. She's sooooooooooooo fucking hot."

and in reality, she might look like this:
*






*image found by googling "average looking girl"

Is that Nomad? Cause I do recall one time in my Yonks apartment Nomad describing a girl he was attracted to as "so hot that [he'd] eat her nasty, stinky shit."

Was it hyperbole? I don't want to know if he ever did.
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Idem

#54
December 06, 2007, 04:03:36 PM

LMNO

#55
December 06, 2007, 04:08:01 PM

P3nT4gR4m

#56
December 06, 2007, 04:15:54 PM

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Richter

#57
December 06, 2007, 04:32:01 PM
     [sing]
WHEEEEN YOUU'Re wearing the pance
       Made for Females from France
            THATSS AMOREEEE...
      [/sing]
     /
:hammer:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

AFK

#58
December 06, 2007, 04:35:25 PM
I'd Baguette!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Payne

#59
December 06, 2007, 04:37:06 PM
Did you get them from the bou-lingerie?
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