Ideas on Correct Speach

[Triple Zero]

in all fairness, i can't really speak or write english. i just copypaste stuff from the internet.

i have no idea what it means, either.

If anything, it gives you the chance of capturing correct grammar.
Your method is superior to many english speakers, especially on the internet.
From what I've learned of other language, I can appreciate what a nightmare english is.

erior to many e anything, it gives yoned of other language, I can apprring correct gramirness, i can't re!!!!

[AFK]

my button is exaggeration.

Like when there are a few crumbs on the floor and my wife says "The floor is covered in crumbs."

Coincidentally, I think my wife's button is people who always think so darned literally. 

We're quite a pair.   

[Richter]

This doesn't explain how you got puns all over the forum.

in all fairness, i can't really speak or write english. i just copypaste stuff from the internet.

i have no idea what it means, either.

If anything, it gives you the chance of capturing correct grammar.
Your method is superior to many english speakers, especially on the internet.
From what I've learned of other language, I can appreciate what a nightmare english is.

erior to many e anything, it gives yoned of other language, I can apprring correct gramirness, i can't re!!!!

Top Score.

[AFK]

yeah, I can't explain that one either. 

[LMNO]

I tend to start all my comments, "as was foretold by the prophecy..."

[Triple Zero]

as was foretold by the prophecy... I tend to start all my comments, "as was foretold by the prophecy..."

fixt.

[Cramulus]

my button is exaggeration.

Like when there are a few crumbs on the floor and my wife says "The floor is covered in crumbs."

Coincidentally, I think my wife's button is people who always think so darned literally. 

We're quite a pair.   

ah my god that reminds me of my pet peev for hotness hyperbole.

I have a friend who, when he is attracted to someone, always describes them as being "soooooo fucking hot". And often they are average looking. "Yo you should invite over so-and-so. She's sooooooooooooo fucking hot."

and in reality, she might look like this:
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*image found by googling "average looking girl"

[P3nT4gR4m]

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I Came!

[Darth Cupcake]

my button is exaggeration.

Like when there are a few crumbs on the floor and my wife says "The floor is covered in crumbs."

Coincidentally, I think my wife's button is people who always think so darned literally. 

We're quite a pair.   

ah my god that reminds me of my pet peev for hotness hyperbole.

I have a friend who, when he is attracted to someone, always describes them as being "soooooo fucking hot". And often they are average looking. "Yo you should invite over so-and-so. She's sooooooooooooo fucking hot."

and in reality, she might look like this:
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*image found by googling "average looking girl"

Is that Nomad? Cause I do recall one time in my Yonks apartment Nomad describing a girl he was attracted to as "so hot that [he'd] eat her nasty, stinky shit."

Was it hyperbole? I don't want to know if he ever did.

[Idem]

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I think I just came in my pants

[LMNO]

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I think I just came in her pants

Fixxxored.

[P3nT4gR4m]

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I think I just came in her pants

Fixxxored.

and lmno would know because he was wearing them at the time

[Richter]

     [sing]
WHEEEEN YOUU'Re wearing the pance
       Made for Females from France
            THATSS AMOREEEE...
      [/sing]
     /

[AFK]

I'd Baguette!

[Payne]

Did you get them from the bou-lingerie?