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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #285 on: December 10, 2009, 03:36:47 am »
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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #286 on: December 23, 2009, 12:06:33 pm »
Holy crap, I read the whole thing...

Amazing  :eek:
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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #287 on: February 11, 2010, 08:55:56 pm »
new word during the opening sequence of the report:

"Applepious"

16 seconds in.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/127116/the-colbert-report-tue-feb-9-2010

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #288 on: February 12, 2010, 09:34:14 pm »
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #289 on: February 17, 2010, 09:24:48 pm »
2/168 Colbert references Phillip K Dick and that the speaker of the house is a shape shifting reptilian :lulz:
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« Reply #290 on: March 04, 2010, 09:30:02 am »
3/3 wag of the finger
...to American Academy of Pediatrics* :lulz:
 
*who released choking policy statement on Hotdogs

Colbert also had a great interview segment  with some smart girl about greece
that i shall be reposting in the bookclub when they update the clips
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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #291 on: May 10, 2010, 07:28:41 am »
Bump!

hxxp://pseudoccultmedia.blogspot.com/2008/05/stephen-colbert-33rd-degree-freemason.html?showComment=1273472899258#c5245718069584794448

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    Stephen Colbert is in fact an inducted member of the Bavarian Illuminati. He formally accepted their coded invitations on February 28th, 2008 (check about 40 second in). At that point he became the 'Third Outer Head of the Bavarian Illuminati' [the previous third out head died about a year previous... I will not speculate publicly whom that was]
    Link to initiation ->
    http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/156749/february-28-2008/richard-brookhiser

    I really can't tell you how I got this information. During the same week, Jon Stewart admits on air during one of the inter-show bumps w/ Colbert that some-one accused him of practicing 'black magick'. This was due to repeated letters sent to the Daily show office inviting Jon to join the "The Erisian Society & Smoking Club", apparently a parallel recruitment effort using some of Wilson's memes (you don't think the Illuminati wouldn't co-opt RAW's work?!?!?! really?!?!).

    More info here: http://www.pravenue.com/newsletter.asp?article=534
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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #292 on: May 10, 2010, 05:52:04 pm »
Nice.  :lulz:
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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #293 on: June 12, 2010, 03:47:09 am »
I use Pandora a lot. I just send this to their Feedback email address:

There should be a very easy way to broadcast which song you are currently listening to to such network sites as Twitter, Facebook, etc, etc from within the Flash App (also the windows side-bar app) with a link back to your public Station profile.

If you love this idea, hit me back.


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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #294 on: July 30, 2010, 10:59:36 am »
Can I get some-one on facebook to throw a Colbert/Illuminati reference @ Herschel Stratego on Facebook.

He's the only one on the Colbert Show page that responded when I dropped an Illuminati/Colbert/Gaga-as-supervillian joke. So I messaged him and told him, "Welcome to the Adamn Weishaupt Society. A HIMEOBS agent will contact you shortly with the most recent timetable."


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« Reply #295 on: July 30, 2010, 01:28:49 pm »
There's a lot of possible pages for them.

Perhaps PM someone (i'm an option) the address of the correct one.
If sheep entrails could in any way be related to the weather, i.e. sheep trails only originate where it rains, then you could use it as an accurate model for discerning what the weathers going to be like. Either, sheep shit makes it rain, or raining makes sheep shit. Sheep don't shit "randomly" sheep shit after they eat, it doesn't rain "randomly" it rains after water collects in the atmosphere.

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #296 on: July 30, 2010, 10:25:45 pm »
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« Reply #297 on: July 31, 2010, 03:19:58 am »
So just any reference? or do you desire a timetable?
If sheep entrails could in any way be related to the weather, i.e. sheep trails only originate where it rains, then you could use it as an accurate model for discerning what the weathers going to be like. Either, sheep shit makes it rain, or raining makes sheep shit. Sheep don't shit "randomly" sheep shit after they eat, it doesn't rain "randomly" it rains after water collects in the atmosphere.

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #298 on: July 31, 2010, 03:34:49 am »
Bump!

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Eric Simon Burke said...

    Stephen Colbert is in fact an inducted member of the Bavarian Illuminati. He formally accepted their coded invitations on February 28th, 2008 (check about 40 second in). At that point he became the 'Third Outer Head of the Bavarian Illuminati' [the previous third out head died about a year previous... I will not speculate publicly whom that was]
    Link to initiation ->
    http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/156749/february-28-2008/richard-brookhiser

    I really can't tell you how I got this information. During the same week, Jon Stewart admits on air during one of the inter-show bumps w/ Colbert that some-one accused him of practicing 'black magick'. This was due to repeated letters sent to the Daily show office inviting Jon to join the "The Erisian Society & Smoking Club", apparently a parallel recruitment effort using some of Wilson's memes (you don't think the Illuminati wouldn't co-opt RAW's work?!?!?! really?!?!).

    More info here: http://www.pravenue.com/newsletter.asp?article=534

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Re: Colbertgasm
« Reply #299 on: August 07, 2010, 05:15:00 pm »
I just came across this. It's in the category of "weird things related to Colbert", I thought it could potentially be useful as a puzzle piece in the next Colbert Conspiracy relating to Discordia. And if not, it's weird and somewhat interesting:

17 or Bust is a distributed computing project trying to prove that 78557 is indeed the smallest Sierpinski Number. There were about 17 candidates smaller than 78557, and so far they have ruled out 11 of them.

Ruling out a candidate number from possibly being a Sierpinski number involves computing a few ridiculously large prime numbers, and these numbers are called "Colbert Numbers", indeed named after Stephen Colber:

http://mathworld.wolfram.com/ColbertNumber.html
http://primes.utm.edu/glossary/xpage/ColbertNumber.html
http://www.seventeenorbust.com/ (3rd news item, Wednesday, 15 Apr 2009)

Well.

And that is weird.
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