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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #30 on: May 15, 2008, 06:32:20 pm »
sounds cool - are there screenshots you could post?

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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #31 on: May 15, 2008, 07:31:56 pm »




Touch any of the colorful thingies and DIE.

The middle image is kind of deceptive - all the red bullets are about to explode towards the player.  Only more spread out so they're harder to dodge.
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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #32 on: May 26, 2008, 10:43:36 pm »
http://www.addictinggames.com/game4.html

"Game, Game, Game, and again Game"

WTF is this shit?

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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #33 on: May 27, 2008, 07:34:54 am »
http://www.addictinggames.com/game4.html

"Game, Game, Game, and again Game"

WTF is this shit?
I've actually beaten this game before (not too terribly hard, mind you).  It is very very trippy.
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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #34 on: May 31, 2008, 11:05:42 pm »
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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #36 on: June 01, 2008, 07:00:31 pm »
Tennis for Two -- the second ever computer game!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2E9iSQfGdg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennis_for_Two

just to note, i actually don't really care for computer games (i rather play with computers in different ways), but obviously a number of people here do, hence when i happen upon an interesting link, i shall provide. enjoy! ;-)
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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #38 on: June 08, 2008, 01:13:06 am »
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Found this: http://www.defendthetowers.com/gemtd.html A spiffy variation on Tower Defense games.

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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #39 on: June 08, 2008, 02:00:08 am »

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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #40 on: August 07, 2008, 08:17:44 am »
Pandemic II:  Select your preferred life form to spread disease. Then infect everyone! Upgrade with delightful symptoms like vomiting, delirium and open sores. Yum, yum!

http://www.addictinggames.com/pandemic2.html

Fun game where you control a disease and try to destroy all of mankind!  My best so far was to destroy slightly less than 6 billion out of 10 billion.  Tutorial is very helpful.  Smart strategy is to keep your visibility low as long as possible.  Infect as many people as you can before adding on the nasty symptoms. 
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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #41 on: August 07, 2008, 01:44:47 pm »
Pandemic II:  Select your preferred life form to spread disease. Then infect everyone! Upgrade with delightful symptoms like vomiting, delirium and open sores. Yum, yum!

http://www.addictinggames.com/pandemic2.html

Fun game where you control a disease and try to destroy all of mankind!  My best so far was to destroy slightly less than 6 billion out of 10 billion.  Tutorial is very helpful.  Smart strategy is to keep your visibility low as long as possible.  Infect as many people as you can before adding on the nasty symptoms. 

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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #42 on: August 07, 2008, 05:44:37 pm »
Pandemic II:  Select your preferred life form to spread disease. Then infect everyone! Upgrade with delightful symptoms like vomiting, delirium and open sores. Yum, yum!

http://www.addictinggames.com/pandemic2.html

Fun game where you control a disease and try to destroy all of mankind!  My best so far was to destroy slightly less than 6 billion out of 10 billion.  Tutorial is very helpful.  Smart strategy is to keep your visibility low as long as possible.  Infect as many people as you can before adding on the nasty symptoms. 

My kids have been really into playing that lately!
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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #43 on: August 07, 2008, 06:04:11 pm »
The Breaking News section in that game can provide some unintended lail:

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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #44 on: August 07, 2008, 07:51:24 pm »
Even when I turn off all the symptoms some shithole island country always closes their borders before I can infect them.

It's just like every time I try to wipe out the human race IRL - the odds are stacked impossibly high against me :argh!:
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