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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #45 on: August 07, 2008, 08:07:44 pm »
I know, right? Fucking Madagascar closes off all borders before you even get a chance.

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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #46 on: August 08, 2008, 04:24:33 pm »
"YOU HAVE TO BURN THE ROPE"



http://www.mazapan.se/games/BurnTheRope.php


You can probably beat this game in under a minute.

Hint: YOU HAVE TO BURN THE ROPE.

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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #47 on: August 08, 2008, 04:30:00 pm »
And now, the complete opposite of "YOU HAVE TO BURN THE ROPE"

PRESENTING: I WANNA BE THE GUY

WARNING: THIS GAME IS NOT FOR WUSSIES. YOU WILL DIE. ALOT.
I recommend you download the 'demo' first, because its a fairly big game and most people don't make it past the first few screens before they give up and go play something easier...

SERIOUSLY, THIS GAME IS A KICK IN THE NUTS



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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #48 on: August 08, 2008, 08:52:41 pm »
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« Reply #49 on: August 08, 2008, 10:02:18 pm »
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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #50 on: August 09, 2008, 12:38:00 am »
"YOU HAVE TO BURN THE ROPE"



http://www.mazapan.se/games/BurnTheRope.php


You can probably beat this game in under a minute.

Hint: YOU HAVE TO BURN THE ROPE.


EPIC GAME ITT!

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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #51 on: August 14, 2008, 06:20:46 pm »
Ok, this is a "find the differences" type of game. But the pictures are semi-animated, some are mirror images of each other, some are distorted and/or slowly moving around significantly. Various animations that have nothing to do with solving the puzzle itself pass through. It is harder than any find the differences puzzles I've done. Some weird pictures in some of them. It can get pretty hard, where a "difference" might be as small as a star or tiny speck of light. I thought I was going to get bored right away, but it's kept my attention for a little while.

Granted, my boss is on vacation and I finished my work for the day 3 hours ago, so I'm trying to find ways to entertain myself.

http://www.freearcade.com/6Differences.flash/6Differences.html
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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #52 on: August 26, 2008, 06:54:54 pm »
Bump.

And to make this post relevant, this is a cool game:

http://www.addictinggames.com/globegame.html

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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #53 on: August 28, 2008, 09:42:33 pm »
KAROSHI 2.0
the goal of the game is to die as much and as fast as possible; crazy levels come with it, editor included!
it's fucking nuts!

I recommend just downloading the 8.7mb zip file instead of messing with some yoyo-game-addon for firefox.

http://gmc.yoyogames.com/index.php?showtopic=369491
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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #54 on: August 29, 2008, 03:50:29 am »
Kinda sorta reminds me of this:

Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself)!

http://www.adultswim.com/games/game/index.html?game=fiveMinutes

Play as an office worker who travels around the cubicle jungle finding ways to inflict pain on yourself.  You have 5 minutes to get your health bar down to zero.
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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #55 on: August 29, 2008, 10:53:05 pm »
Kinda sorta reminds me of this:

Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself)!

http://www.adultswim.com/games/game/index.html?game=fiveMinutes

Play as an office worker who travels around the cubicle jungle finding ways to inflict pain on yourself.  You have 5 minutes to get your health bar down to zero.

yeahhhh! Beat it with 4.2 seconds to spare!

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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #56 on: August 29, 2008, 11:04:53 pm »
I wanna plug the Touhou Project.  Series of jp games by a one man team - and the impressive thing is that graphics are decent, the music is sweet, dialogue is witty, and the gameplay is challenging and creative.  They're vertical scrolling shoot-em-ups, of a new subgenre that I'm pretty sure Touhou invented - "danmaku" or "curtain-fire" shooting games.  Traditional shooting games shoot a handful of bullets at you that you have to dodge.  Danmaku games fill the screen with intricate (and in Touhou's case, creative) patterns of bullets and make you not dodge the bullets, but weave through them.  Also all the characters are female, not counting the tortoise that the shrine-maiden character rode in the first couple games.

I recommend Perfect Cherry Blossom and Imperishable Night.  Embodiment of Scarlet Devil is good too, but the gameplay isn't as refined.  All three of these have English patches.

There is an English wiki (unreliable b/c it keeps DoS'ing itself) that has links to all of the games, translations, and patches:
http://www.pooshlmer.com/touhouwiki/index.php/Touhou_Wiki

Demos of the games here:
http://www16.big.or.jp/~zun/html/game.html

I'm going to second everything you just said. Touhou is awesome and I've been playing it for years now.

I'm assuming from your avatar and your Touhou plugging that, like myself, you are of the Wapanese persuasion?

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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #57 on: October 09, 2008, 05:05:30 pm »
I don't even know how to describe this game. The game is called CUNT. If you're offended, prepare to be more offended.



http://www.komix-games.com/game.php?game=cunt



It's a small flash game. Simple to play, a game will take roughly between 2 and 10 minutes. The art is very well drawn, and accomplishes what it sets out to do - be offensive and disgusting, yet stylish and cool. The unlikely soundtrack sounds like prom music from the 50s. It's catchy, mellow, and counterpoints the game's rough, disgusting, pus belching edges.

You play the role of a monstrous cock, trying to destroy monstrous vaginas.

This would be a good place to digress on the etymology of the word "monster". It comes from the latin word for "to look" (same root as words like Demonstrate). Likely, the word Monster came from people shouting "LOOK OUT!" or "HOLY FUCK, LOOK AT THAT". That is a very appropriate usage for these monster vaginas. As you shoot the central vagina creature, it will morph and mutate, becoming even more horrible looking. You'll pound, pork, and piss your way through level after level, bobbing your head along with the weird and cool soundtrack.

Here the tips you get at the beginning of the game:

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  • Shooting vagial openings will cause cunt damage
  • Shaking the mouse will get bugs off your balls
  • Taking drugs will make you appear cool to others



Needless to say, this game is Not Safe For Work.

Hell of fun though.

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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #58 on: October 09, 2008, 07:33:18 pm »
THE TOMBS OF ASCIIROTH


http://icculus.org/asciiroth/web/us.asciiroth.Launch/Game.html

This is a cute ASCII based web game. Its minimalistic "graphics" are reminiscent of old roguelike games, but there's nothing random about this one. The Tombs of Asciiroth is an adventure game involving a little bit of combat, a decent amount of puzzle solving.

It's fun, it's simple, and it's challenging. All in all, quite well put together. I haven't quite beat the first mission yet, but I'm really enjoying it.

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Re: Cram's Game Corner
« Reply #59 on: October 09, 2008, 08:08:51 pm »
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