I HAVE A SOLUTION TO THE INJUSTICE!

[Cainad (dec.)]

Phosphor, I totally empathize with you there. I only wish I'd been able to have as much fun when I got forcibly paired with the special kids. Instead, I became clinically depressed in the fourth fucking grade under the watchful eye of my mentally abusive teacher who hated my mom because she taught several kids how to read outside of school. I never understood what it was she expected of me when she plopped me next to the mentally disabled kid who smelled bad, only that she kept tormenting me whenever I was minding my own business.

[Random Probability]

Huzzah for "special ed"...

I think you were expected to either sexually abuse it or jab a pointy stick through its eyeball into the soft squishy useless tissue it stores there.  It's okay.  You can't kill Syndrome-of-a-Down with brain trauma.  No brain = no pain.  I like to lump all the short bus types under the moniker "retard" and use the term liberally in public.  I was once told that I was being "politically incorrect".  That's an exact quote.  I never thought anybody acutally used the term in conversation before, but there it was.  I was so surprised that I couldn't stop laughing.

So what's the deal with ass purgers' syndrome?  Chronic addiction to laxatives and enemas?  Or what is that exactly?  Because when I worked as a pharmacy tech we had tons of tweakers come in buying shit loads of Dexatrim and Ducolax.  Maybe they had the same thing.

[Cain]

I was once told that I was being "politically incorrect".  That's an exact quote.  I never thought anybody acutally used the term in conversation before, but there it was.  I was so surprised that I couldn't stop laughing.

We have that in reverse, I think.  The papers over here keep complaining about some mythical Political Correctness Brigade who only seem to exist in their fevered imaginations.  Maybe that was a founding member or something?

[Payne]

Thread Delivers.

Nominated for Thread of the Day.

[Suu]

Thread Delivers.

Nominated for Thread of the Day.

2nd.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I have to agree, retard covered a braod spectrum of ills.  It made life much simpler.


Yep. thread of the day!!  Tro0f!

[Verbal Mike]

Fourth'd.

[wade]

I said it before and I'll say it again, "Pee Dee dawt Com is the FRIENDLIEST place on earth.  srsly."

On Topic:   I don't understand this bullshit about making allowances for other people's lack of ability.  Of course, I' m jaded.  Back in grade school I got saddled with teaching the retards because they ran out of things in my grade level to teach me.  I got to teach these fuckwits how to write.  There was this one spastic fuck with OCD that I took a particular hatred to.  He absolutely refused to write with a pencil that wasn't sharp enough to perform open heart surgery.  So after three days of his bullshit I took away his pencil and gave him a crayon.  Fucker went ape shit, broke a chair and punched a teacher in the mouth before it was all over.  I never laughed so hard at school in my life.

now I want to teach retards.  sounds like a ton of fun.

[LMNO]

A thought:

When someone has no legs, they call them "challenged" (or "crippled," but go with me on this one).

The point being that they need to come up with solutions of how to function in a world designed for people with two legs.

That is to say, while some places might have ramps, the majority of their experiences are essentially "work-arounds" for the bipedal shit they encounter every day.

The point being that the majority of the time it is up to them to overcome their obstacles.


Now, let's make a parallel metaphor and say that a person with Asperger's on the Internet is the equivalent of a guy with no legs on the street.

What I'm getting from IANAR is that someone with AS can act like a douchebag, and not even realize they're doing so.  Their potential douchey-ness is like a blind spot, they can't even recognize it.

But what they can recognize is that the potential for douchebaggery is there.  And there's the solution.

With every post should come some sort of self-doubt-- not about the message, but about the medium.  Variations on, "I may sound like a douchebag, but..." should pepper IANAR's posts. 

If IANAR's aware of a problem that exists soley in people with AS, then it is up to the person with AS to overcome that problem.

I understand that a person with AS might not be able to help sounding douchetastic, but they can at least send out signals indicating they know they're sounding douchey.

[Cain]

Well, except that (at least in my experience) they can know when they sound like that, its a good point.

[LMNO]

Yeah, but I was trying to take it from IANAR's stance.  I'm 65% sure s/he knows which lines sound particularly nasty, but just in case, I played it safe.

[Cain]

Pfft.

I have a solution to this injustice.

A final solution, if you will...

[LMNO]

javol!

[Random Probability]

Pfft.

I have a solution to this injustice.

A final solution, if you will...

QFT

I vote we bring back the days when stupidity was painful and (more importantly) often fatal.  Now... how can we make this happen?

[P3nT4gR4m]

Pfft.

I have a solution to this injustice.

A final solution, if you will...

QFT

I vote we bring back the days when stupidity was painful and (more importantly) often fatal.  Now... how can we make this happen?

put 99.9% of teh human race in a zoo, then laugh at them starving