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Re: Shortest Definition
« Reply #60 on: July 05, 2008, 01:08:38 am »
Aw come on.  He did say he was wrong.




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Re: Shortest Definition
« Reply #61 on: July 05, 2008, 01:10:00 am »
I dunno, bull goose seems funny after the hoards who accuse you of a brainwashing act etc
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Re: Shortest Definition
« Reply #62 on: July 05, 2008, 01:11:06 am »
I dunno, bull goose seems funny after the hoards who accuse you of a brainwashing act etc

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Re: Shortest Definition
« Reply #63 on: July 05, 2008, 01:43:46 am »
Hey, at least he didn't threaten to rape your butt.   :lulz:
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Re: Shortest Definition
« Reply #64 on: July 05, 2008, 06:32:15 am »
Don't worry, bull goose is making damn good and sure to chase me all over the forum and insult my compliments.

Bull goose?   :lulz:
I wonder if that is anything like a gander.

Hey, at least he didn't threaten to rape your butt.   :lulz:

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Re: Shortest Definition
« Reply #65 on: July 05, 2008, 08:53:03 am »
Have any of you really listened to jazz? Or heard it and thought about it?
It's all rather beyond words.
Anyway, I reckon I'll do that.

No, NONE of us on the forum have. EVER. We are simply not refined enough.
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Re: Shortest Definition
« Reply #66 on: July 05, 2008, 09:04:59 am »
That's quite a conviction!

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I'm enjoying jazz right now, the only thing I'm high on is the music itself.

I forgot to mention the possibility that you just might be stupid.  However, given the fact that you INSIST on jabbering about it, it's probably pretentiousness.  Or both.

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Re: Shortest Definition
« Reply #67 on: July 05, 2008, 11:15:51 am »
This thread is like killing the bull goose who laid the golden beef egg.

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Re: Shortest Definition
« Reply #68 on: July 05, 2008, 11:50:50 am »
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Re: Shortest Definition
« Reply #69 on: July 06, 2008, 07:25:21 am »
Have any of you really listened to jazz? Or heard it and thought about it?
It's all rather beyond words.
Anyway, I reckon I'll do that.

No, NONE of us on the forum have. EVER. We are simply not refined enough.

Shouldn't we tug on our forelocks or something?
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Re: Shortest Definition
« Reply #70 on: July 07, 2008, 12:54:48 pm »
I get jazz theory, but I could never really improv, and reading jazz is sort of a sin.
I do like playing jazz chords under triads in rock songs though - it gives them an interesting sound.


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Re: Shortest Definition
« Reply #71 on: July 07, 2008, 02:16:44 pm »
I ... I don't really know what to say about all the jazz talk in this thread. So I think I'll just smile, nod, and back away slowly.
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Re: Shortest Definition
« Reply #72 on: July 07, 2008, 03:10:51 pm »
I have a jazz ringtone on my mobile phone.

And that's how I earned the nickname of Avant-Tard.

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Re: Shortest Definition
« Reply #73 on: July 07, 2008, 04:07:05 pm »
I ... I don't really know what to say about all the jazz talk in this thread. So I think I'll just smile, nod, and back away slowly.

C'mon, Berklee-boi!  Jump in, reference Ellington; or Miller.

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Re: Shortest Definition
« Reply #74 on: July 07, 2008, 04:15:54 pm »
But I don't want to have another pointless music argument.

I will say but one thing: how the hell do you learn all these jazz songs without reading music? Ever hear of charts? Those are "reading" music, and they're the standard way to pass along the weird, complicated chords. Even the greats can't necessarily tell what that D-7(flat 9, sharp 11) chord is supposed to be without it being written down.

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