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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by trillian, August 05, 2008, 03:33:44 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#15
August 05, 2008, 09:25:16 PM
"Don't spoil this gift the gods have given you or they rain poop down upon you."
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

wade

#16
August 05, 2008, 10:50:10 PM
"I know I just ate but I'm hungry again."
REALLY real discordians

i wouldnt hurt a fly
:thumb: :kojak:

Cainad (dec.)

#17
August 05, 2008, 10:59:55 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 05, 2008, 05:37:14 PM
"beer AND random nudity!"

"lactose intolerance: like hiroshima, only up your ass." followed shortly thereafter by "oh god my ass"

:mittens:

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#18
August 05, 2008, 11:12:21 PM
"Pandas poop 40 times a day!!"

"i'm pretty drunk, and in wegmans! mmm granola"

"you're comin with me if i have to abort the shit outta somethin"


BADGE OF HONOR

#19
August 06, 2008, 08:21:46 AM
"my heart is crying tears of blood"
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#20
August 07, 2008, 04:53:09 AM
"TAKING HEAVY FIRE! NEED IMMEDIATE SUPPORT!"

"oh man, I'm like, pretty drunk right now..."

"FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! HELP US!"

"Is this Dave?"

"WHAT!?"

"What?"

"Sorry, wrong number."

"uh..."

*click*

TTM,
really hoping that was a prank call.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#22
August 07, 2008, 05:09:18 AM
TTM,
pretty sure it was a prank call because anyone dumb enough to call him for help when they're "taking heavy fire" shouldn't survive long enough to reproduce.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#23
August 07, 2008, 05:44:03 AM
Yep, definitely a prank. They called again requesting crapspackle and grid square sodomizing widgets delivered via roflcopter. I was promised whiskey in return for my support.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#24
August 07, 2008, 05:45:21 AM
Quote from: ten ton mantis on August 07, 2008, 05:44:03 AM
Yep, definitely a prank. They called again requesting crapspackle and grid square sodomizing widgets delivered via roflcopter. I was promised whiskey in return for my support.

:lulz:

Darth Cupcake

#26
August 07, 2008, 03:06:01 PM
Quote from: ten ton mantis on August 07, 2008, 05:44:03 AM
Yep, definitely a prank. They called again requesting crapspackle and grid square sodomizing widgets delivered via roflcopter. I was promised whiskey in return for my support.

Well did you do it? Did you get the whiskey?! This is important, man!
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

AFK

#27
August 07, 2008, 03:10:27 PM
"No, I don't want another spice rack for my birthday."
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Darth Cupcake

#28
August 07, 2008, 03:10:58 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 07, 2008, 03:10:27 PM
"No, I don't want another spice rack for my birthday."

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#29
August 09, 2008, 12:53:32 AM Last Edit: August 09, 2008, 01:01:06 AM by ten ton mantis
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on August 07, 2008, 03:06:01 PM
Quote from: ten ton mantis on August 07, 2008, 05:44:03 AM
Yep, definitely a prank. They called again requesting crapspackle and grid square sodomizing widgets delivered via roflcopter. I was promised whiskey in return for my support.

Well did you do it? Did you get the whiskey?! This is important, man!
Turns out, there's no such thing as a grid square.

EDIT: Oh right, whiskey. No I didn't get any whiskey :*(

However, I was given vodka in return for the use of my helicopter.
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