out of context text message thread!

[AFK]

Do you want me to keep it in her box? 

[Bu🤠ns]

Do you want me to keep it in her box? 

yes

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Climbing mt everest

with a response of...

I can't find the restroom the pretzels are amazing....

[Cramulus]

"my mom just suggested that i start working in the adult industry"

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

"he started doing it in the bucket"

[Manta Obscura]

I would bet this is a prank from one of my friends, except I don't recognize the number from which it came. If it isn't a prank, then I feel bad that "julie" will never get this guy's message:

"hay julie wuts up iv thot about u a about wut that has happen an such a lot i have to say it but i wan to be wit u for teh rest me of my life, ur cool an understand with me how i want me to be, i want to be wit yuo 4ver wood u b my wife? i don have much 2 giv now butt u have my life wich i givto u 2 make u ahpy i luv u 4evar an 4 the rest of my life, i luv u julie."

[Cain]

I dunno, I think "julie" has probably dodged a bullet there.

Unless she wants to be stuck with an illiterate who cannot remember her phone number, and makes marriage proposals by text message.

[LMNO]

You should text him back, saying, "Thank god you proposed!  Now my baby will have a father."

[Manta Obscura]

I dunno, I think "julie" has probably dodged a bullet there.

Unless she wants to be stuck with an illiterate who cannot remember her phone number, and makes marriage proposals by text message.

Very true. Now I feel like a good samaritan for having taken the brunt of his idiocy for her. Unless, of course, she is equally idiotic, and would have said "yes."

You should text him back, saying, "Thank god you proposed!  Now my baby will have a father."

Just sent it. I'll see if he replies.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

"JESUS FUCK! THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!!!"
Even in context it pretty much means what you'd think.

lol @ explosion involving sewer line and the people who have to be around it

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

"JESUS FUCK! THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!!!"
Even in context it pretty much means what you'd think.

lol @ explosion involving sewer line and the people who have to be around it

[Manta Obscura]

I dunno, I think "julie" has probably dodged a bullet there.

Unless she wants to be stuck with an illiterate who cannot remember her phone number, and makes marriage proposals by text message.

Very true. Now I feel like a good samaritan for having taken the brunt of his idiocy for her. Unless, of course, she is equally idiotic, and would have said "yes."

You should text him back, saying, "Thank god you proposed!  Now my baby will have a father."

Just sent it. I'll see if he replies.

Got a response yesterday evening!

"Fcuk you fagit mind yor own dam busness taht message wasnt 4 u go fuk yorslf"

Sounds like a really sweet guy. You're welcome, julie.

[Harlequin]

I dunno, I think "julie" has probably dodged a bullet there.

Unless she wants to be stuck with an illiterate who cannot remember her phone number, and makes marriage proposals by text message.

Very true. Now I feel like a good samaritan for having taken the brunt of his idiocy for her. Unless, of course, she is equally idiotic, and would have said "yes."

You should text him back, saying, "Thank god you proposed!  Now my baby will have a father."

Just sent it. I'll see if he replies.

Got a response yesterday evening!

"Fcuk you fagit mind yor own dam busness taht message wasnt 4 u go fuk yorslf"

Sounds like a really sweet guy. You're welcome, julie.

How does it feel to be jilted?

[Manta Obscura]

I dunno, I think "julie" has probably dodged a bullet there.

Unless she wants to be stuck with an illiterate who cannot remember her phone number, and makes marriage proposals by text message.

Very true. Now I feel like a good samaritan for having taken the brunt of his idiocy for her. Unless, of course, she is equally idiotic, and would have said "yes."

You should text him back, saying, "Thank god you proposed!  Now my baby will have a father."

Just sent it. I'll see if he replies.

Got a response yesterday evening!

"Fcuk you fagit mind yor own dam busness taht message wasnt 4 u go fuk yorslf"

Sounds like a really sweet guy. You're welcome, julie.

How does it feel to be jilted?

The wounded soul in me wants to cry tears which would fill 10,000 oceans. The emotion is compounded by the English Nazi in me, which wants to commit suicide over the atrocities that it witnessed in the text message.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I dunno, I think "julie" has probably dodged a bullet there.

Unless she wants to be stuck with an illiterate who cannot remember her phone number, and makes marriage proposals by text message.

Very true. Now I feel like a good samaritan for having taken the brunt of his idiocy for her. Unless, of course, she is equally idiotic, and would have said "yes."

You should text him back, saying, "Thank god you proposed!  Now my baby will have a father."

Just sent it. I'll see if he replies.

Got a response yesterday evening!

"Fcuk you fagit mind yor own dam busness taht message wasnt 4 u go fuk yorslf"

Sounds like a really sweet guy. You're welcome, julie.

Holy shit, I don't even know what to say.