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Started by Buddha's Ghost Penis, August 09, 2008, 02:17:25 AM

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WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Buddha's Ghost Penis

Quote from: Fredamir Putin on December 18, 2009, 05:49:03 AM
dear BGP, plz to squirt your soy sauce in my face

PLEASE TO NOTE: KNEEPADS ARE OF THE RECOMMENDED VARIETY. ARE YOU TO LIKE APPETIZER?
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Buddha's Ghost Penis

WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Nast

Dear Sir/Madam Penis,

I regret to inform you that the two sprinkler attachments I received from your company were unsatisfactory. It appears that they were never designed to go anywhere near a sprinkler system in the first place, and frankly, the smell is offensive to both me and the neighbors.

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Hey BGP, should I be celibate for a while? Say, a year?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Requia ☣

Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: Buddha's Ghost Penis on December 18, 2009, 05:48:28 AM
Quote from: Pixie O'Fubar on December 12, 2009, 01:36:24 AM
Dear BGP, should i build a zen garden in a bedsit?

WE ARE TO SUGGEST YOU GARDEN THE COMMUNITY FOR GREAT JUSTICE! PLEASE TO UNDERSTAND?

hkmmm i fancy a spot of guerrilla gardening. thank you BGP.

P3nT4gR4m

Are there life after death?

Why is the sound of one hand fapping?

2B or not 2B - choose nao!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cainad (dec.)

BGP, what should I have taken this opportunity to ask you?

Freeky


P3nT4gR4m

ATTN HAUNTED PENIS: WHERE ARE MY ADVICES ¿
WHY ARE YOU UNHELLO ¿ :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Nast

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

P3nT4gR4m


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Iason Ouabache

You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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AFK

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