Turducken?

[Jenne]

Turkey, stuffed with a duck, stuffed with a chicken.  It's like an orgy of fowl.  (at least that's how it sounds, and perhaps because it rhymes with fuckin')

Anyone had this/done it/hated it?

I am intrigued enough to do this for Xmas Eve at my place...we're deep-frying our turkey for T Day tomorrow.  Something we've done a lot.  But the turducken sounds...interesting.

I saw you can BUY one of these already "stuffed" in the grocery store when I bought our turkey for tomorrow as well.  But I'd like to do it myself, if I'm going to do it at all, that is.

Anyway, anyone with an experience, good or bad, with TURDUCKEN?

[Zenpeanut]

I've got a friend who owes me a turducken this thanksgiving, but I can't say I've had it before.

[Elder Iptuous]

the chef at the spa my wife used to work at made one once.
it was awesome.

[Richter]

Yeah.

http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/21/turbaconducken/

[Suu]

It's actually a pretty old school method of cooking and was very popular in medieval feasts, hence why another term for a meal's course is a 'remove', since you were 'removing' the object from the larger animal.

[Manta Obscura]

Never had it exactly, but I have had turkey stuffed with a chicken stuffed with various ham and bacon morsels. If the chef, my ex-uncle, had somehow managed to get some hamburger or steak meat in there, the whole thing would have been like a culinary Voltron or Megazord. As it was, however, I had to settle with eating a lesser (though still delicious) culinary Super Human Samurai Cyber Squad.

[Suu]

Never had it exactly, but I have had turkey stuffed with a chicken stuffed with various ham and bacon morsels. If the chef, my ex-uncle, had somehow managed to get some hamburger or steak meat in there, the whole thing would have been like a culinary Voltron or Megazord. As it was, however, I had to settle with eating a lesser (though still delicious) culinary Super Human Samurai Cyber Squad.

At least it wasn't the Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly Hills.

[Richter]

Never had it exactly, but I have had turkey stuffed with a chicken stuffed with various ham and bacon morsels. If the chef, my ex-uncle, had somehow managed to get some hamburger or steak meat in there, the whole thing would have been like a culinary Voltron or Megazord. As it was, however, I had to settle with eating a lesser (though still delicious) culinary Super Human Samurai Cyber Squad.

For referencing two of the worst series ever contructively in a culinary thread:

[Suu]

Never had it exactly, but I have had turkey stuffed with a chicken stuffed with various ham and bacon morsels. If the chef, my ex-uncle, had somehow managed to get some hamburger or steak meat in there, the whole thing would have been like a culinary Voltron or Megazord. As it was, however, I had to settle with eating a lesser (though still delicious) culinary Super Human Samurai Cyber Squad.

For referencing two of the worst series ever contructively in a culinary thread:

Bullshit, the first season ever of Power Rangers was amazing.

[Manta Obscura]

Never had it exactly, but I have had turkey stuffed with a chicken stuffed with various ham and bacon morsels. If the chef, my ex-uncle, had somehow managed to get some hamburger or steak meat in there, the whole thing would have been like a culinary Voltron or Megazord. As it was, however, I had to settle with eating a lesser (though still delicious) culinary Super Human Samurai Cyber Squad.

For referencing two of the worst series ever contructively in a culinary thread:

Bullshit, the first season ever of Power Rangers was amazing.

I still have two really old PR episodes on VHS, as well as the PR movie. Their crapulence is stunning.

It still makes me laugh that they put the black kid in the black suit, the Asian kid in the yellow suit, etc.

[Suu]

And that Tommy who is built like a Viking seems to shrink into a wirey Japanese guy in a green suit every time he transforms? 

[Jenne]

Yeah.

http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/21/turbaconducken/

Thanks Everyone!  And Richter:

How do you improve upon a turducken (turkey stuffed with duck stuffed with chicken)? Behold, the Turbaconducken. It's a turducken wrapped in bacon! Bacon Today has the step-by-step recipe with pictures.

Fuck an el, dude...you're my new hero.

BACON TURDUCKEN IS ON BAYBAY!

[Richter]

And that Tommy who is built like a Viking seems to shrink into a wirey Japanese guy in a green suit every time he transforms? 

All the transformed Ranger / Zord / Villian scenes were copypasta'ed from an older Japanese show.

[Suu]

And that Tommy who is built like a Viking seems to shrink into a wirey Japanese guy in a green suit every time he transforms? 

All the transformed Ranger / Zord / Villian scenes were copypasta'ed from an older Japanese show.

I knew this, it's just one of those things that make it so awful and awesome.

[Jenne]

Hm...I am thinking of marrying this recipe from Paula Dean: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/turducken-recipe/index.html and the bacon-wrapping idea!  The thought of cornbread stuffing is faptastic.