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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Cramulus, December 15, 2008, 03:44:38 PM

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Manta Obscura

Quote from: Nigel on December 15, 2008, 05:07:03 PM
Sometimes, in the 3rd-floor bathroom, I lock the door, take off my pants, and poop in my shoe.
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                                   Oh my God! How did you know my fetish?
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Everything I wish for myself, I wish for you also.

LMNO

                                         Want to see what I                   
                                        can do with this cup?
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Mangrove

Quote from: LMNO on December 15, 2008, 07:11:40 PM
                                         
Wouldn't it be weird if someone was watching us & improvising their own dialogue to our conversation?
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What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Cain

And then the bottle exploded
while up my colon!  Man was I shocked when that happened...
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Mangrove

Quote from: Cain on December 15, 2008, 07:15:09 PM
I wonder if she'll notice I'm trying to NLP her into bed by mirroring her body language?
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                                                                  What did you just say?
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What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

AFK

                                               Yeah, that was pretty outlandish.       
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Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mangrove

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 15, 2008, 07:22:15 PM
                                               So you legally changed your name to Ambassador Klok Kaos?
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What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Bu🤠ns

EIGHT CHILDREN!?  Wow, your uterus must resemble a raisin!
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AFK


YOU ATE CHILDREN!?  Wow, your soul must resemble a raisin!
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Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Vene

               My penis is raisin
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Cramulus

                       They call that a priapism, right?
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        I call it SKELETOR.                        /
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fomenter

i drank so much water i am about to explode, have you ever heard of a golden shower?
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"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

bds


                                             I'm not wearing any underwear.
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Cain

Quote from: Cain on December 15, 2008, 07:15:09 PM
And then the bottle exploded
while up my colon!  Man was I shocked when that happened...
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                                                     But you did manage to catch
                                                          it all on video, right?
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bds

             But of course. Just ready
             for .gif conversion to forums
             everywhere.    :argh!:
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