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Started by Cramulus, December 15, 2008, 03:44:38 PM

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Manta Obscura

Quote from: Nigel on December 15, 2008, 05:07:03 PM
Sometimes, in the 3rd-floor bathroom, I lock the door, take off my pants, and poop in my shoe.
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                                   Oh my God! How did you know my fetish?
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Everything I wish for myself, I wish for you also.

LMNO

                                         Want to see what I                   
                                        can do with this cup?
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Mangrove

Quote from: LMNO on December 15, 2008, 07:11:40 PM
                                         
Wouldn't it be weird if someone was watching us & improvising their own dialogue to our conversation?
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What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Cain

And then the bottle exploded
while up my colon!  Man was I shocked when that happened...
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Mangrove

Quote from: Cain on December 15, 2008, 07:15:09 PM
I wonder if she'll notice I'm trying to NLP her into bed by mirroring her body language?
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                                                                  What did you just say?
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What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

AFK

                                               Yeah, that was pretty outlandish.       
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Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mangrove

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 15, 2008, 07:22:15 PM
                                               So you legally changed your name to Ambassador Klok Kaos?
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What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Bu🤠ns

EIGHT CHILDREN!?  Wow, your uterus must resemble a raisin!
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AFK


YOU ATE CHILDREN!?  Wow, your soul must resemble a raisin!
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Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Vene

               My penis is raisin
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Cramulus

                       They call that a priapism, right?
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        I call it SKELETOR.                        /
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fomenter

i drank so much water i am about to explode, have you ever heard of a golden shower?
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"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

bds


                                             I'm not wearing any underwear.
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Cain

Quote from: Cain on December 15, 2008, 07:15:09 PM
And then the bottle exploded
while up my colon!  Man was I shocked when that happened...
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                                                     But you did manage to catch
                                                          it all on video, right?
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bds

             But of course. Just ready
             for .gif conversion to forums
             everywhere.    :argh!:
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