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Re: 101 things to say to children that will be greeted with silence
« Reply #60 on: April 03, 2009, 07:12:41 pm »
That's what mothers* do.














































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Re: 101 things to say to children that will be greeted with silence
« Reply #61 on: April 03, 2009, 07:18:42 pm »
Yes.
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Re: 101 things to say to children that will be greeted with silence
« Reply #62 on: April 04, 2009, 12:36:15 am »
two lazy two look up the #. Yes, YOU CAN have it. How are you going to PAY for it?

dude, that's a good one.

Be careful what you wish for.

When I was 15, I told my mom I wanted a car when I got my license. She said sure, I could have any car I wanted... if I bought it.

A year and a half later when I got my license, I had $6k in the bank and she was faced with a daughter who was very, very prepared to buy that bright red sports car.

I'm still waiting for her to want a knife.

I mean she's only seven now. When does Knife fascination kick in for kids?

I mean I've got her to the point where I'm confident that if i walk away while she's sooking that she would make it fine with no supervision.

It's mainly an agreement with the mother that keeps me from doing so.


She has started to make french toast better than I do.

Nut anyways.... Knives.... how do you generate intrest bedsides merely giving her the dice, slice and chop jobs?

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Re: 101 things to say to children that will be greeted with silence
« Reply #63 on: April 04, 2009, 12:46:43 am »
She has started to make freedom toast better than I do.

Is that still funny? Or did I miss an administration?

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Re: 101 things to say to children that will be greeted with silence
« Reply #64 on: April 04, 2009, 01:41:20 am »
She has started to make freedom toast better than I do.

Is that still funny? Or did I miss an administration?

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it was never funny. our standards were low at that point.

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Re: 101 things to say to children that will be greeted with silence
« Reply #65 on: May 29, 2009, 03:33:00 am »
My grandfather always does this senile schtick. My cousins (who are quite young) play along for a while and then eventually get to the stage where it qualifies for this thread.

I think it would work far less well if he actually was senile, though it helps that he doesn't act senile particularly convincingly.


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Re: 101 things to say to children that will be greeted with silence
« Reply #66 on: May 29, 2009, 04:47:14 am »
I'm still waiting for her to want a knife.

I mean she's only seven now. When does Knife fascination kick in for kids?



Nut anyways.... Knives.... how do you generate intrest bedsides merely giving her the dice, slice and chop jobs?


don't know for girls but dads swiss army getting pulled out and used to mcgiver things (before the tv show existed) in usfull ways got me knife happy at a young age
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Re: 101 things to say to children that will be greeted with silence
« Reply #67 on: May 29, 2009, 10:15:49 am »
"So what do you do for a living?"

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Re: 101 things to say to children that will be greeted with silence
« Reply #68 on: June 01, 2009, 06:15:11 pm »
Anything you say to your kids which is from the....amazingly NSFW Morning Glory webcomic would likely be met with stunned silence at best.

About the most SFW example below:


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Re: 101 things to say to children that will be greeted with silence
« Reply #69 on: June 01, 2009, 08:57:14 pm »
"Get me meat and some pudding. I'm going to have a dipping party."
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Re: 101 things to say to children that will be greeted with silence
« Reply #70 on: June 01, 2009, 09:06:07 pm »
"Get me meat and some pudding. I'm going to have a dipping party."

 :lulz: Good one!
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Re: 101 things to say to children that will be greeted with silence
« Reply #71 on: October 04, 2010, 10:12:42 pm »
This thread reminds me of when an outraged TGG discovered upon learning to read that Snow White and the 7 Dwarves doesn't end with cannibalism and horror.
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Re: 101 things to say to children that will be greeted with silence
« Reply #72 on: October 04, 2010, 10:24:01 pm »
The OP made me snark up coffee and I had to run to the bathroom to wipe my nose.

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Re: 101 things to say to children that will be greeted with silence
« Reply #73 on: October 04, 2010, 10:44:49 pm »
This thread reminds me of when an outraged TGG discovered upon learning to read that Snow White and the 7 Dwarves doesn't end with cannibalism and horror.

Hahahaha! Oh god. That, in turn, reminds me that day before yesterday EFO cheerfully said, "Other people's pain is funny."
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: 101 things to say to children that will be greeted with silence
« Reply #74 on: October 05, 2010, 01:04:17 am »
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