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Re: 101 things to say to children that will be greeted with silence
« Reply #75 on: October 05, 2010, 01:19:52 am »
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Re: 101 things to say to children that will be greeted with silence
« Reply #76 on: October 05, 2010, 08:59:28 am »
 :lulz: Oh, those are good ones! Though I am finding that my kids are finding more and better comebacks as they get older.
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Re: 101 things to say to children that will be greeted with silence
« Reply #77 on: October 22, 2010, 09:14:52 pm »
that just means you're teaching them well.
Ya' stupid Yank.

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Re: 101 things to say to children that will be greeted with silence
« Reply #78 on: October 22, 2010, 09:49:45 pm »
when they tell you something that would be mundane to anyone older but they think is a horrible horrible tragedy:

"you think that's bad?  you should have seen the accident I had when I was your age.  It involved a shopping cart, a banana peel, a rabid squirrel and a big glass jar of nuts..  it was a nightmare.  Just imagine..  ."

then look at them with your serious face on..

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Re: 101 things to say to children that will be greeted with silence
« Reply #79 on: January 25, 2011, 01:01:17 pm »
how about "...you can talk!! at least i'm not attractive!!"
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Re: 101 things to say to children that will be greeted with silence
« Reply #80 on: January 25, 2011, 02:12:19 pm »
how about "...you can talk!! at least i'm not attractive!!"

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