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Point of views on the new president of the United States.

Started by Seth_The_Fallen, February 15, 2009, 02:28:54 AM

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Requia ☣

#210
February 27, 2009, 04:14:43 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 27, 2009, 03:49:22 AM
Quote from: KC on February 27, 2009, 01:52:30 AM
The seagulls here are dumb as rocks, could live off them for a year before they stopped walking right up to me to grab a piece of bait.

Just be forewarned,  they taste TERRIBLE.

I expect them to taste like flying rat.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

fomenter

#211
February 27, 2009, 04:25:36 AM
Quote from: KC on February 27, 2009, 04:14:43 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 27, 2009, 03:49:22 AM
Quote from: KC on February 27, 2009, 01:52:30 AM
The seagulls here are dumb as rocks, could live off them for a year before they stopped walking right up to me to grab a piece of bait.

Just be forewarned,  they taste TERRIBLE.

I expect them to taste like flying rat.
i expect senators taste a lot like rat too
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#212
February 27, 2009, 04:28:24 AM
I don't think  could eat a Senator.  Too disgusting.

Oh also, when we descend on DC to destroy its remains, I have dibs on burning down K street.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#213
February 27, 2009, 04:32:46 AM
Quote from: KC on February 27, 2009, 04:14:43 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 27, 2009, 03:49:22 AM
Quote from: KC on February 27, 2009, 01:52:30 AM
The seagulls here are dumb as rocks, could live off them for a year before they stopped walking right up to me to grab a piece of bait.

Just be forewarned,  they taste TERRIBLE.

I expect them to taste like flying rat.

In my neck of the woods,  they taste a lot like cod-liver-oil and sewage.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#214
February 27, 2009, 06:26:44 AM
ours probably taste like stale beer and used condoms.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#215
February 27, 2009, 06:38:32 AM
DELICIOUS!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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#216
February 27, 2009, 07:12:53 AM
Quote from: KC on February 27, 2009, 01:52:30 AM
The seagulls here are dumb as rocks, could live off them for a year before they stopped walking right up to me to grab a piece of bait.

Quote from: Iptuous on February 26, 2009, 09:29:40 PM
Also, also.  all the suckers that said Obama isn't going to push the gun control thing can suck it.  His new AG is already pushing reinstating the AWB in the media.
:sad:

Also, speaking of which, ammo stockpiling from Obama and economy fearing gun-nuts has not made ammo scarce here scarce here, but it has made the price shoot up almost 50%.
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

VIDEODROME

#217
February 27, 2009, 08:40:17 AM
Who will go for food at the Humane Society with a 9mm ?   :cry:


Or visit the Zoo with some shotguns? 
The experiments will continue...    film at 11.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#218
February 27, 2009, 03:53:52 PM
By the time people are ready to eat dog the Humane Society and the Zoo will probably be empty.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

East Coast Hustle

#219
February 27, 2009, 05:22:24 PM
I would eat the fuck out of some endangered polar bears.
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#220
February 27, 2009, 05:24:58 PM
ZOMG!  Sarah Palin has hijacked ECH's account!!!!

:omg:
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Sir Squid Diddimus

#221
February 27, 2009, 05:37:56 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 27, 2009, 05:22:24 PM
I would eat me the fuck out of some of those endangered polar bears dontchaknow

fixt for that.

Jenne

#222
February 27, 2009, 07:55:04 PM
Quote from: KC on February 27, 2009, 04:14:43 AM

I expect them to taste like flying rat.

RATS OF THE SEA!  titcm

Jenne

#223
February 27, 2009, 07:56:41 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 27, 2009, 05:24:58 PM
ZOMG!  Sarah Palin has hijacked ECH's account!!!!

:omg:

I thought she was more into mooses?

Elder Iptuous

#224
February 27, 2009, 10:12:59 PM
I believe it was wolf control from helicopters that got her the particularly bad rap....
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