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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#45
May 01, 2009, 07:50:04 PM
It's pretty much just attention-whoring, which we all do, but this combines the Daruko-style "Boo hoo I keep getting in trouble for stuff I say" with the AKK-style "I was just doing it to see how you guys would REACT" type of trolling, and it's not very interesting and pretty much just annoying, so I'll probably end up ignoring it.

Yeah, and as for getting laid... somewhere in my early years, I learned that talking about it all the time is dull and gauche, so I usually don't except in a one-on-one or small group conversation with friends. It's also not a very good measure of self-worth, as some people get laid a lot but never do anything interesting or worthwhile with their lives, and others don't but accomplish amazing things. Some people do both... their sex lives usually take the back seat in terms of what people care about, unless they happen to be Alfred Kinsey.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#46
May 01, 2009, 07:52:41 PM
Don't get me wrong I like shagging as much as the next guy but holy shit, Lys come across like Beavis and Butthead seeing the top of the mountain :lulz:

"Liek I totally did it man, with a chick .. heh ... heh"

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

hooplala

#47
May 01, 2009, 07:54:43 PM
I'm starting to regret coming down on Hunter over this.  :|
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#48
May 01, 2009, 07:55:27 PM
Everyone likes to fuck. Fucking is nice. It feels good.

Also ice cream, that is some awesome stuff. And beer! And there is nothing like taking a big old shit.

Bodily functions ROCK.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#49
May 01, 2009, 07:56:06 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 01, 2009, 07:55:27 PM

Bodily functions ROCK.

Tell that to my roids  :cry:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#50
May 01, 2009, 07:57:57 PM
And oh god don't get me started on how FUCKING SWEET it is to go out to a really good brunch buffet on Sunday mornings! Shit yeah! Oh god, I am so good at eating, you should take it from me how to find happiness in life because I am REALLY good at hooking up with some fine, fine restaurants and tasting food. I can taste that delicious grub all morning, and you know what? When I'm done, when I'm completely full and satisfied, they tell me that I can come back for more ANYTIME I WANT. Because they LOVE IT.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#51
May 01, 2009, 07:58:31 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 01, 2009, 07:56:06 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 01, 2009, 07:55:27 PM

Bodily functions ROCK.

Tell that to my roids  :cry:

Getting old is lame. At least it's not erectile dysfunction, AMIRITE?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#52
May 01, 2009, 07:59:12 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 01, 2009, 07:57:57 PM
And oh god don't get me started on how FUCKING SWEET it is to go out to a really good brunch buffet on Sunday mornings! Shit yeah! Oh god, I am so good at eating, you should take it from me how to find happiness in life because I am REALLY good at hooking up with some fine, fine restaurants and tasting food. I can taste that delicious grub all morning, and you know what? When I'm done, when I'm completely full and satisfied, they tell me that I can come back for more ANYTIME I WANT. Because they LOVE IT.

Yeah, and what's more you can be a fat fuck too, just believe in yourself and let Nigel give ya some pointers  :lulz:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#53
May 01, 2009, 07:59:36 PM
I will show you THE WAY.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#54
May 01, 2009, 08:00:21 PM
All the sweet waitresses dig my LOVE HANDLES, let me tell  you. Because they know it means I eat real good, wink wink.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#55
May 01, 2009, 08:02:20 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 01, 2009, 07:58:31 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 01, 2009, 07:56:06 PM
Quote from: Nigel on May 01, 2009, 07:55:27 PM

Bodily functions ROCK.

Tell that to my roids  :cry:

Getting old is lame. At least it's not erectile dysfunction, AMIRITE?

No wai, why only last night I fucked two 18 year olds inna bunghole for two hours solid.

And I can give you advice on how to do that for yerself :ECH:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

AFK

#56
May 01, 2009, 08:04:41 PM
I enjoy me the fuck out of long walks in the park.  Boy howdy, you ain't seen a stroll until you've seen me stroll. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#57
May 01, 2009, 08:08:43 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 01, 2009, 08:04:41 PM
I enjoy me the fuck out of long walks in the park.  Boy howdy, you ain't seen a stroll until you've seen me stroll. 

Shit, I bet you could tell the losers here a thing or two about a better life through perambulation!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#58
May 01, 2009, 08:08:58 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 01, 2009, 08:04:41 PM
I enjoy me the fuck out of long walks in the park.  Boy howdy, you ain't seen a stroll until you've seen me stroll. 

Damn I envy you dude. I'd love nothing better than to take long walks but I don't has the confidence to just stroll  :cry:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

AFK

#59
May 01, 2009, 08:10:46 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 01, 2009, 08:08:58 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 01, 2009, 08:04:41 PM
I enjoy me the fuck out of long walks in the park.  Boy howdy, you ain't seen a stroll until you've seen me stroll. 

Damn I envy you dude. I'd love nothing better than to take long walks but I don't has the confidence to just stroll  :cry:

You just need to be more strident.   :lol:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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