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Started by Rococo Modem Basilisk, June 17, 2009, 04:20:50 AM

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Cramulus

ALSO:

Quote from: ☂Faust☂ on November 12, 2009, 12:10:41 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 11, 2009, 10:54:05 PM
unrelated:


everybody fap to this, I FUCKING DARE YOU



What the fuck...
Thats miles "tails" prowers ear, no fucking way am i fapping to that. you furries always trying to "turn" us norms



If there is a such thing as a WITCH
I hereby point the sword of the inquisition at YOU, FAUST.

HOW DID YOU KNOW


HOW DID YOU KNOW
what that sigil meant?


Yes, it was intended to transform the fapper's sexuality into that of a furvert. aaaand you guessed it in one. DIVINIATION or TELEPATHY I say!


faust is a witch

   BURN 'IM!

           /          \        \

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cramulus on November 18, 2009, 12:54:59 AM
Back in college, I met this guy "used to be" into chaos magic. He was a pretty heavy dude. --in the sense that he was always talking about fate and death and the mysteries of the universe and what have you.  Walked around with a staff which he had "sigilized the fuck out of". I asked him if he still did ritual things, and he said no, he was into "Eastern stuff" now.

Like what? I asked

like Taoist chaos magic

What's that mean?

It's effortless, he said sagely. You don't do anything.


    somewhere, a bong sounded

I love this! I love it so much! It's like a Discordian and Subgenius koan rolled into one!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Lies

Quote from: Cramulus on November 18, 2009, 12:54:59 AM
Back in college, I met this guy "used to be" into chaos magic. He was a pretty heavy dude. --in the sense that he was always talking about fate and death and the mysteries of the universe and what have you.  Walked around with a staff which he had "sigilized the fuck out of". I asked him if he still did ritual things, and he said no, he was into "Eastern stuff" now.

Like what? I asked

like Taoist chaos magic

What's that mean?

It's effortless, he said sagely. You don't do anything.


    somewhere, a bong sounded
:potd:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Faust

Quote from: Cramulus on November 18, 2009, 12:58:51 AM
ALSO:

Quote from: ☂Faust☂ on November 12, 2009, 12:10:41 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 11, 2009, 10:54:05 PM
unrelated:


everybody fap to this, I FUCKING DARE YOU



What the fuck...
Thats miles "tails" prowers ear, no fucking way am i fapping to that. you furries always trying to "turn" us norms



If there is a such thing as a WITCH
I hereby point the sword of the inquisition at YOU, FAUST.

HOW DID YOU KNOW


HOW DID YOU KNOW
what that sigil meant?


Yes, it was intended to transform the fapper's sexuality into that of a furvert. aaaand you guessed it in one. DIVINIATION or TELEPATHY I say!


faust is a witch

   BURN 'IM!

           /          \        \

Our thoughts are moving in sync... or we have as a forum collectively become predictable  :| *apprehensive silence*
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Bu🤠ns

bump (in the trunk)




(actually we don't really need to resurrect this thread.)

The Good Reverend Roger

This thread gave me the screaming shits.  It makes me want to beat up a hobo. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nast

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 26, 2009, 06:07:01 AM
This thread gave me the screaming shits.  It makes me want to beat up a hobo. 

But hobos aren't the ones making sigils.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nasturtiums on December 26, 2009, 07:09:39 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 26, 2009, 06:07:01 AM
This thread gave me the screaming shits.  It makes me want to beat up a hobo. 

But hobos aren't the ones making sigils.

I don't care.  This thread makes me not care.  This thread makes me want to kick habits while the nuns are still wearing them.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Chief Uwachiquen

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 26, 2009, 07:16:30 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on December 26, 2009, 07:09:39 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 26, 2009, 06:07:01 AM
This thread gave me the screaming shits.  It makes me want to beat up a hobo. 

But hobos aren't the ones making sigils.

I don't care.  This thread makes me not care.  This thread makes me want to kick habits while the nuns are still wearing them.


:mittens: The mental image on that is absolutely priceless.


the last yatto

Quote from: Fredamir Putin on November 12, 2009, 11:08:43 AM
also the mahaehdfidjdgdusigjiakl sub forumm was awesome because most of the threads were jokes

That and it made ECH's brain fart
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 26, 2009, 07:16:30 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on December 26, 2009, 07:09:39 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 26, 2009, 06:07:01 AM
This thread gave me the screaming shits.  It makes me want to beat up a hobo. 

But hobos aren't the ones making sigils.

I don't care.  This thread makes me not care.  This thread makes me want to kick habits while the nuns are still wearing them.

Which is precisely what the sigils were intended to make you do! :magick:

SOCIOMAJICKALOGICAL EXPERIMENT, ITT

Xooxe

#236


Here's the real shit. No sigil crap. We're going to sell you a manual for basic free will.  :lulz:

Besides, what do you even know about what your unconscious wants? Maybe it's just fucking with you in the first place, and it got you interested in sigils as a way to feign competence. Or maybe it'll get pissed with having to process them because, after all, it knows what you want anyway, and you're so off the mark that it's kind of offensive.

If there's anything in my life that comes close, it's just letting your dreams at night be what they are. Even waking from something terrible, an epic feeling of having traveled well beyond anything in my experience stays with me throughout the morning, and blends into the day. It changes my mood and possibly my destiny, and I don't need to do anything.

EDIT: I just soda-monitored a second time from that book cover. I love how "Ask And It Is Given" was a 'best-seller' and yet here we are with 'do it yourself you lazy fuckwit'.

Triple Zero

THE AMAZING POWER OF ACCIDENTAL INTENT

HELP I ACCIDENTALLY THE ENTIRE SIGIL

IS THIS BAD?

THE AMAZING POWER OF INTENTIONAL DELIBERATION

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Triple Zero on January 01, 2010, 02:46:51 PM
THE AMAZING POWER OF ACCIDENTAL INTENT

HELP I ACCIDENTALLY THE ENTIRE SIGIL

IS THIS BAD?

THE AMAZING POWER OF INTENTIONAL DELIBERATION



THESE GUISE CAME ROUND THEY WERE UP TO NO GOOD
TRYING TO LOVE UNDER WILL IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
I GOT IN ONE LITTLE CONVOCATION AND MY MOM GOT SCARED
SHE SAID "YOU ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE SIGIL NOW
YOU'RE GOING TO STAY WITH YOUR AUNTIE IN BELAIR".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 01, 2010, 04:40:38 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on January 01, 2010, 02:46:51 PM
THE AMAZING POWER OF ACCIDENTAL INTENT

HELP I ACCIDENTALLY THE ENTIRE SIGIL

IS THIS BAD?

THE AMAZING POWER OF INTENTIONAL DELIBERATION



THESE GUISE CAME ROUND THEY WERE UP TO NO GOOD
TRYING TO LOVE UNDER WILL IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
I GOT IN ONE LITTLE CONVOCATION AND MY MOM GOT SCARED
SHE SAID "YOU ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE SIGIL NOW
YOU'RE GOING TO STAY WITH YOUR AUNTIE IN BELAIR".

You just killed the whole Ratatosk...
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson