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Stupid-ass Jokes: The Thread

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, September 22, 2009, 05:25:16 PM

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

ITT: We post terrible jokes.

For example:
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.

What's red and is bad for your teeth?
A brick.

Ok, now you!

Richter

Want to hear a dirty joke?
Two white horses fell in a mud puddle.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Shibboleet The Annihilator


Rumckle

Quote from: Richter on September 22, 2009, 05:27:15 PM
Want to hear a dirty joke?
Two white horses fell in a mud puddle.

Want to hear a clean joke?

Their owner washed them.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Doodle

I eat, therefore I must shit

AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.


AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

Why is shit tapered at the ends?

So your asshole doesn't slam shut.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard

How do you get two whales in a car?

Join the M4 westbound and cross the Severn Bridge.
"But one intelligence source we know suggests that an injection of a tiny amount of pure nicotine in the anus has the result of killing someone without leaving a mark. We're still trying to get to the bottom of this." --- Robert Eringer, On Marilyn, the Illuminati, and the Father of Our Country, The Investigator, 14 February 2009


AFK

See also www.punoftheday.com

Stupid bastards don't know a good pun when they see it. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.