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Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, September 22, 2009, 05:25:16 PM

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

September 22, 2009, 05:25:16 PM
ITT: We post terrible jokes.

For example:
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.

What's red and is bad for your teeth?
A brick.

Ok, now you!

Richter

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September 22, 2009, 05:27:15 PM
Want to hear a dirty joke?
Two white horses fell in a mud puddle.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

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September 22, 2009, 05:48:07 PM
Who's there?

Rumckle

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September 22, 2009, 05:48:58 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 22, 2009, 05:27:15 PM
Want to hear a dirty joke?
Two white horses fell in a mud puddle.

Want to hear a clean joke?

Their owner washed them.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Doodle

#5
September 22, 2009, 05:49:37 PM
Uhm, Achmed the Deat Terrorist?
I eat, therefore I must shit

AFK

#6
September 22, 2009, 05:51:27 PM
AEIOU

IAUOE

vowel movement
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#8
September 22, 2009, 05:54:37 PM
Who's on First?

First baseman. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
September 22, 2009, 06:14:52 PM
Why is shit tapered at the ends?

So your asshole doesn't slam shut.
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Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard

#10
September 22, 2009, 08:46:28 PM
How do you get two whales in a car?

Join the M4 westbound and cross the Severn Bridge.
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AFK

#12
September 22, 2009, 09:36:53 PM
See also www.punoftheday.com

Stupid bastards don't know a good pun when they see it. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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