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The Cheeseburger Experiment

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, October 02, 2009, 09:37:17 PM

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Phnepsilon

#150
October 10, 2009, 04:42:43 PM
Reading your blog, you seem to actually be pulling this off in a somewhat healthy way. Didn't give up the hamburger buns though if you don't want your brain to starve... True Atkins diet is suicide.

fomenter

#151
October 10, 2009, 05:37:52 PM
Quote from: Phnepsilon on October 10, 2009, 04:42:43 PM
Reading your blog, you seem to actually be pulling this off in a somewhat healthy way.
Didn't give up the hamburger buns though if you don't want your brain to starve... True Atkins diet is suicide. :cn:


i don't know the details of the Atkins program but brain starvation - suicide (certain death ) not likely!  

food fear propaganda strikes again  :omg:

(Atkins diet does include small amounts of carbs, and the amount is increased as you go along)

"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


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Kai

#152
October 10, 2009, 06:56:25 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 05, 2009, 02:04:25 PM
Quote from: Kai on October 05, 2009, 01:13:08 AM
Nigel, I'd ask you to please not do this for your health's sake, but I know that won't work so I'll just ask you to please PLEASE visit a doctor once a week while doing this.

Kai, I'm sorry, but that's retarded and a complete overreaction.

I'm terribly amused by the level of overreaction I've gotten from this project. My sister is freaking out.

Think for a moment: If I said "I am going to eat nothing but chicken sandwiches for a month" no one would think it anything but vaguely eccentric. Certainly no one would advise me to go to the doctor once a week. It's a knee-jerk reaction to the word "cheeseburger".

There is absolutely no fathomable reason to go to the doctor once a week. None. The only significant change to my nutritional profile is that I will be getting far less fiber than usual, unless I can find a place that has whole wheat buns.

Okay.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#153
October 10, 2009, 08:39:45 PM
Quote from: Phnepsilon on October 10, 2009, 04:42:43 PM
Reading your blog, you seem to actually be pulling this off in a somewhat healthy way. Didn't give up the hamburger buns though if you don't want your brain to starve... True Atkins diet is suicide.

This doesn't have anything to do with Atkins, or losing weight. If I left off the buns it wouldn't be cheeseburgers anymore, and the whole point would be rendered unfunny.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#154
October 10, 2009, 08:44:56 PM
I am really stuck on these Limburger cheeseburgers. I just ate my 5th one, and I'm still torn between having another one for dinner, or mixing it up and having a mozzerella/parmesan cheeseburger with marinara sauce for dinner.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Captain Utopia

#155
October 11, 2009, 03:38:40 AM
Ah - Limburger is a cheese! All this time I've been misreading it as "Limbaugh cheeseburger". I couldn't figure out the recipe though I guessed it would be something especially fat and greasy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#156
October 11, 2009, 05:08:26 AM
Quote from: fictionpuss on October 11, 2009, 03:38:40 AM
Ah - Limburger is a cheese! All this time I've been misreading it as "Limbaugh cheeseburger". I couldn't figure out the recipe though I guessed it would be something especially fat and greasy.

:lulz:

No, it's a delectable, sticky, stinky cheese. Addictive as hell.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#157
October 11, 2009, 05:10:06 AM
it smells like foot-ass-sock-toilet

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#158
October 11, 2009, 11:12:59 PM
Quote from: Squid on October 11, 2009, 05:10:06 AM
it smells like foot-ass-sock-toilet

YES AND IT GOES IN MY MOUF.

Also, damn I wish this shirt wasn't sold out:



http://www.threadless.com/product/783/Inside_You
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#159
October 12, 2009, 12:01:47 AM
WOW!
I would totally rock that shirt.

Zenpeanut

#160
October 12, 2009, 08:51:52 PM
heh, I've got that one shirt...I was able to wear it for 6 months at work before a manager finally took a look at it.

Suu

#161
October 13, 2009, 12:12:39 AM
BTW Nigel, my housemates think this is the stupidest idea ever and thought I should let you know.







... :lulz:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#162
October 13, 2009, 12:18:34 AM
Quote from: Suu on October 13, 2009, 12:12:39 AM
BTW Nigel, my housemates think this is the stupidest idea ever and thought I should let you know.







... :lulz:

:lulz: Since one of your housemates bitched about your cooking, I am going to take this as a compliment. Also I am sending mental death-rays to the jackass for complaining.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#163
October 13, 2009, 12:25:50 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 13, 2009, 12:18:34 AM
Quote from: Suu on October 13, 2009, 12:12:39 AM
BTW Nigel, my housemates think this is the stupidest idea ever and thought I should let you know.







... :lulz:

:lulz: Since one of your housemates bitched about your cooking, I am going to take this as a compliment. Also I am sending mental death-rays to the jackass for complaining.

I'll let you know when they start working. I smell something burning, but I think he's just caramelizing onions.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#164
October 13, 2009, 12:35:29 AM
Quote from: Suu on October 13, 2009, 12:25:50 AM
Quote from: Nigel on October 13, 2009, 12:18:34 AM
Quote from: Suu on October 13, 2009, 12:12:39 AM
BTW Nigel, my housemates think this is the stupidest idea ever and thought I should let you know.







... :lulz:

:lulz: Since one of your housemates bitched about your cooking, I am going to take this as a compliment. Also I am sending mental death-rays to the jackass for complaining.

I'll let you know when they start working. I smell something burning, but I think he's just caramelizing onions.

...and what is he making?

HAMBURGERS!

I WIN.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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