The Cheeseburger Experiment

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My predictions:

I'll be constipated for a week until my body adjusts to the decrease in fiber.
I'll lose five to ten pounds.

Basically, nothing else will happen.

[LMNO]

You'll also be giving away a larger percentage of your income to a corporate fast food chain that's partially responsible for rainforest destruction.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

i predict instead of healthy fiber poop you will have the runs alot  

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I'm gonna go with more kitty-like turds.
Kinda small, so you don't really feel emptied.

  Now I'm curious about what it's gonna do to your bowels! 

Please inform us (or at least pm me if no one else wants to hear)

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You'll also be giving away a larger percentage of your income to a corporate fast food chain that's partially responsible for rainforest destruction.

Ooooh, pulling out the environmental guilt card! 

Actually, I'll be spreading the love around a bit. No McDonald's, though, because their buns are gross.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm gonna go with more kitty-like turds.
Kinda small, so you don't really feel emptied.

  Now I'm curious about what it's gonna do to your bowels! 

Please inform us (or at least pm me if no one else wants to hear)

I'll be posting poop updates on my blog.

[LMNO]

You'll also be giving away a larger percentage of your income to a corporate fast food chain that's partially responsible for rainforest destruction.

Ooooh, pulling out the environmental guilt card! 

Actually, I'll be spreading the love around a bit. No McDonald's, though, because their buns are gross.

I'm just contesting your claim that "nothing" will happen as a result.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You'll also be giving away a larger percentage of your income to a corporate fast food chain that's partially responsible for rainforest destruction.

Ooooh, pulling out the environmental guilt card!  

Actually, I'll be spreading the love around a bit. No McDonald's, though, because their buns are gross.

I'm just contesting your claim that "nothing" will happen as a result.

Pedant.  

How about this: Nothing particularly out of the ordinary will happen to my body as a result.

[LMNO]

What about your mind?

I also predict your mentality will be altered in some way.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Actually, McDonald's is the only place here that offers a whole wheat bun for their sandwiches.  At least in St. Louis.

I think you will be off red meat for a while after this.  I know I would be.  Otherwise this is some funny stuff!!

[Cainad (dec.)]

What about your mind?

I also predict your mentality will be altered in some way.

That possibility is rendered null by the following fact:

You're out of your damn mind.


That's not a value judgment of you or your actions, btw. Just stating a fact.

Since Nigel has obviously locked away her mentality in a box far outside of Portland, it should not be affected by her actions, unless she decides to take it back in the middle of the experiment.

[Cramulus]

I'm gonna go with more kitty-like turds.
Kinda small, so you don't really feel emptied.

  Now I'm curious about what it's gonna do to your bowels! 

Please inform us (or at least pm me if no one else wants to hear)

I'll be posting poop updates on my blog.

1. yes please

2. please call this section "The Poop Log"

3. pics

[Triple Zero]

What about your mind?

I also predict your mentality will be altered in some way.

I predict high ratios of smug.

btw with chicken sandwiches I would have found it a stupid idea as well

I assumed she was trying to pull a hoax at first, actually

Actually, McDonald's is the only place here that offers a whole wheat bun for their sandwiches.  At least in St. Louis.

I think you will be off red meat for a while after this.  I know I would be.  Otherwise this is some funny stuff!!

but it's burgers?? are burgers in the US actually that good they remind people of red meat? I mean, it's minced meat with spices right? (and yes minced meat is red meat, but not real proper red meat, usually)

hotdogs are worse, though.

[LMNO]

What is "proper" red meat?

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

but it's burgers?? are burgers in the US actually that good they remind people of red meat? I mean, it's minced meat with spices right? (and yes minced meat is red meat, but not real proper red meat, usually)

hotdogs are worse, though.

If the burger comes off my grill you know beyond a doubt you are eating red meat.  If it is from some fast food place..... Eh well.... That is up for debate.  The only fast food I eat is McDonald's french fries and that is maybe a couple times a year.  It's over priced and greasy.  We do pizza or taco hell as our fast food. 

Hotdogs are sacred in my house.  My children would freak if they ever opened the fridge and found no hotdogs.