NIGEL IS DRUNK

[East Coast Hustle]

I talk during sex.

It's just topically relevant talk.

[BabylonHoruv]

NIGEL

ON BEHALF OF MEN EVERYWHERE, WHAT DO WOMEN REALLY WANT?

WE WANT YOU TO CALL US EVERY DAY AND TEXT US BACK. WE WANT YOU TO AT LEAST APPEAR INTERESTED IN OUR LIVES, AND TO SHOW UP WHEN YOU SAY YOU WILL SHOW UP. WE WANT YOU TO STOP WAFFLING AND JUST SAY YOU CAN EITHER SEE US ON A PARTICULAR DAY OR NOT. AND WE WANT YOU TO GIVE US ORAL SEX.

I HEARD CHOCOLATE WAS GOOD TOO. SHOULD I ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE BEFORE OR AFTER ORAL SEX? OR DURING?

ALL OF THE ABOVE.

THIS IS THE CORRECT MOTORCYCLE.

THE ORAL SEX IS ESPECIALLY IMPORTANT ALSO

DONT SCRIMP ON THAT SHIT, BOYS!

What is with the boys not giving the oral sex?  Maybe it is because you insist on talking too and his tongue only has enough energy for one or the other.  If done right anyways.

Who the hell makes smalltalk during sex?

just because it isn't small doesn't mean it isn't talking.

Well I guess I should rephrase that to who the hell talks during sex? I certainly don't have anything much to say. You said "Maybe it is because you insist on talking too" and that just doesn't make any sense to me. I don't.

yeah, I meant you in the general, female of the species sense.  You personally, as a woman who does not insist on talking, should be getting a much higher proportion of oral pleasures.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I talk during sex.

It's just topically relevant talk.

I'll say stuff, but it's usually along the lines of "slower", "faster", "hold on for a sec", "stop me if it hurts" etc.

I've slept with quite a few women and I've never been with a girl who talked a lot during sex, let alone insisted I do likewise, and a quick sampling of female friends resulted in a lot of "LOLno" so I don't know what Babylon is on about. I'm sure there are some girls who insist on constant conversation during sex, but most opinions so far say that's unusual to say the least. I guess Mel verbalized a lot during sex but it never stopped me from going down on her... in fact, she did a lot of her verbalizing WHILE I was going down, mostly singing my praises and reinforcing my decisions. Definitely not a hindrance.

What is there to SAY? Does anyone really do the porn-star "ooh yeah baby fuck me now fuck me harder yeah yeah baby give it to me" thing? If yes, how would that interfere with the reception of cunnilingus?

In short, Babylon, your premise is stupid.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh, and there is, of course, the newly-discovered pleasure of calling out Space Cowboy's name and watching him helplessly respond.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Wait, so you could just be hanging out with him in a coffee shop or something, say his name, and make him jizz in his pants? Wouldn't that be kind of rude?

[Chief Uwachiquen]

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I--No, no. Too easy.

[BabylonHoruv]

I talk during sex.

It's just topically relevant talk.

I'll say stuff, but it's usually along the lines of "slower", "faster", "hold on for a sec", "stop me if it hurts" etc.

I've slept with quite a few women and I've never been with a girl who talked a lot during sex, let alone insisted I do likewise, and a quick sampling of female friends resulted in a lot of "LOLno" so I don't know what Babylon is on about. I'm sure there are some girls who insist on constant conversation during sex, but most opinions so far say that's unusual to say the least. I guess Mel verbalized a lot during sex but it never stopped me from going down on her... in fact, she did a lot of her verbalizing WHILE I was going down, mostly singing my praises and reinforcing my decisions. Definitely not a hindrance.

What is there to SAY? Does anyone really do the porn-star "ooh yeah baby fuck me now fuck me harder yeah yeah baby give it to me" thing? If yes, how would that interfere with the reception of cunnilingus?

In short, Babylon, your premise is stupid.

My premise is based purely on personal experience, and may have a lot to do with the fact that many of the women I have had sex with I seduced via the telephone, which, naturally, involves a lot of talking and thus came to form a set of expectations.

[Dysnomia]

Babylon needs better sex partners, or a ball gag. 





The only talking I do during sex is dirty, and usually only in response to manwhore/old flame being a fan of teh dirty since talking mid-coitus is not my style. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Wait, so you could just be hanging out with him in a coffee shop or something, say his name, and make him jizz in his pants? Wouldn't that be kind of rude?

No, I have to be doing other things too, which involve being partially or entirely naked.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I talk during sex.

It's just topically relevant talk.

I'll say stuff, but it's usually along the lines of "slower", "faster", "hold on for a sec", "stop me if it hurts" etc.

I've slept with quite a few women and I've never been with a girl who talked a lot during sex, let alone insisted I do likewise, and a quick sampling of female friends resulted in a lot of "LOLno" so I don't know what Babylon is on about. I'm sure there are some girls who insist on constant conversation during sex, but most opinions so far say that's unusual to say the least. I guess Mel verbalized a lot during sex but it never stopped me from going down on her... in fact, she did a lot of her verbalizing WHILE I was going down, mostly singing my praises and reinforcing my decisions. Definitely not a hindrance.

What is there to SAY? Does anyone really do the porn-star "ooh yeah baby fuck me now fuck me harder yeah yeah baby give it to me" thing? If yes, how would that interfere with the reception of cunnilingus?

In short, Babylon, your premise is stupid.

My premise is based purely on personal experience, and may have a lot to do with the fact that many of the women I have had sex with I seduced via the telephone, which, naturally, involves a lot of talking and thus came to form a set of expectations.

Huh. Not into that, myself. Seems like a limited demographic. Phone sex is one thing, in person it shouldn't require a lot of conversation. Considering that you don't have to describe everything and you can just DO it, including putting your tongue on her clitoris.

[BabylonHoruv]

I talk during sex.

It's just topically relevant talk.

I'll say stuff, but it's usually along the lines of "slower", "faster", "hold on for a sec", "stop me if it hurts" etc.

I've slept with quite a few women and I've never been with a girl who talked a lot during sex, let alone insisted I do likewise, and a quick sampling of female friends resulted in a lot of "LOLno" so I don't know what Babylon is on about. I'm sure there are some girls who insist on constant conversation during sex, but most opinions so far say that's unusual to say the least. I guess Mel verbalized a lot during sex but it never stopped me from going down on her... in fact, she did a lot of her verbalizing WHILE I was going down, mostly singing my praises and reinforcing my decisions. Definitely not a hindrance.

What is there to SAY? Does anyone really do the porn-star "ooh yeah baby fuck me now fuck me harder yeah yeah baby give it to me" thing? If yes, how would that interfere with the reception of cunnilingus?

In short, Babylon, your premise is stupid.

My premise is based purely on personal experience, and may have a lot to do with the fact that many of the women I have had sex with I seduced via the telephone, which, naturally, involves a lot of talking and thus came to form a set of expectations.

Huh. Not into that, myself. Seems like a limited demographic. Phone sex is one thing, in person it shouldn't require a lot of conversation. Considering that you don't have to describe everything and you can just DO it, including putting your tongue on her clitoris.

Yup, usually that shuts her up,  for some reason my wife tends to want me to talk to her while I am giving her head.  Which I have still not figured out how to do.

[East Coast Hustle]

cassette recorder.

playback button.

problem solved.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I talk during sex.

It's just topically relevant talk.

I'll say stuff, but it's usually along the lines of "slower", "faster", "hold on for a sec", "stop me if it hurts" etc.

I've slept with quite a few women and I've never been with a girl who talked a lot during sex, let alone insisted I do likewise, and a quick sampling of female friends resulted in a lot of "LOLno" so I don't know what Babylon is on about. I'm sure there are some girls who insist on constant conversation during sex, but most opinions so far say that's unusual to say the least. I guess Mel verbalized a lot during sex but it never stopped me from going down on her... in fact, she did a lot of her verbalizing WHILE I was going down, mostly singing my praises and reinforcing my decisions. Definitely not a hindrance.

What is there to SAY? Does anyone really do the porn-star "ooh yeah baby fuck me now fuck me harder yeah yeah baby give it to me" thing? If yes, how would that interfere with the reception of cunnilingus?

In short, Babylon, your premise is stupid.

My premise is based purely on personal experience, and may have a lot to do with the fact that many of the women I have had sex with I seduced via the telephone, which, naturally, involves a lot of talking and thus came to form a set of expectations.

Huh. Not into that, myself. Seems like a limited demographic. Phone sex is one thing, in person it shouldn't require a lot of conversation. Considering that you don't have to describe everything and you can just DO it, including putting your tongue on her clitoris.

Yup, usually that shuts her up,  for some reason my wife tends to want me to talk to her while I am giving her head.  Which I have still not figured out how to do.

OK, now I understand the source of your premise. You thought that your wife's preference for having you talk to her during sex was typical of women in general. I am pretty sure it's not... in fact, I'm pretty sure it's fairly unusual. These unique little fetishes are the things that make each partner a beautiful and unique snowflake. Enjoy it!

[Dalek]

QUICK. SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB. YOU HAVE ONLY A BANANA, A MATCHSTICK BOX AND DENNIS LEARY TO WORK WITH. WHAT SHOULD DO?

Go North.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I talk during sex.

It's just topically relevant talk.

So do I.

"How do I the coca cola bottle?"