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THE WAR ON GERMS

Started by Suu, November 18, 2009, 05:45:47 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#30
November 18, 2009, 06:51:37 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 18, 2009, 06:50:20 PM
This thread is now one post away from becoming Jenny McCarthy.


Just saying.



LMNO
-Science, bitches.

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FUCKING

POST
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#31
November 18, 2009, 07:05:16 PM
I find the best medication for a bad cold or flu is a regular session of:

1 shot of good whiskey+1 tbsp of honey+2 tsp lemon
1 appropriate dose of marijuana
1 cup of coffee or tea

I find that it may not actually make me better... but it does make me not notice the symptoms and I'm able to do something other than act miserable.
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

Cain

#32
November 18, 2009, 07:14:22 PM
I feel absolutely great!

Kai

#33
November 18, 2009, 07:15:49 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 18, 2009, 07:14:22 PM
I feel absolutely great!

FUCK YOU MY MOM DIED OF ECSTASY OVERDOSE!  :argh!:
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

Her Royal Majesty's Chief of Insect Genitalia Dissection
Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

rygD

#34
November 18, 2009, 07:25:18 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on November 18, 2009, 06:33:12 PM
Quote from: rygD on November 18, 2009, 05:00:53 PM
Suu, do you know what it might be?

Did anybody here get sick from the pig flu vaccine?  (Maybe I should ask who got the vaccine.  I told them I didn't want or need it, but it wasn't my choice...)  Many people here said they got ickiness from it.  I, as usual, was fine.


wait - did somebody MAKE you get the vaccine???



Yes.  In my line of work we don't get the freedom to make our own decisions.
:rbtg:

Quote from: rygD on March 07, 2007, 02:53:03 PM
...nuke Iraq and give it to the Jews...

Sir Squid Diddimus

#35
November 18, 2009, 07:26:46 PM
the FUCK?!?

you're line of work is what? lab rat??

rygD

#36
November 18, 2009, 07:30:29 PM
Quote from: Squid on November 18, 2009, 07:26:46 PM
the FUCK?!?

you're line of work is what? lab rat??

Sometimes.  Most of the time it is making sure others can have freedom, though, or so they claim.  But that looks to me to be bullshit.
:rbtg:

Quote from: rygD on March 07, 2007, 02:53:03 PM
...nuke Iraq and give it to the Jews...

The Good Reverend Roger

#37
November 18, 2009, 07:37:17 PM
Quote from: rygD on November 18, 2009, 07:30:29 PM
Quote from: Squid on November 18, 2009, 07:26:46 PM
the FUCK?!?

you're line of work is what? lab rat??

Sometimes.  Most of the time it is making sure others can have freedom, though, or so they claim.  But that looks to me to be bullshit.

Military, eh?  What branch?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

rygD

#38
November 18, 2009, 08:03:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2009, 07:37:17 PM
Quote from: rygD on November 18, 2009, 07:30:29 PM
Quote from: Squid on November 18, 2009, 07:26:46 PM
the FUCK?!?

you're line of work is what? lab rat??

Sometimes.  Most of the time it is making sure others can have freedom, though, or so they claim.  But that looks to me to be bullshit.

Military, eh?  What branch?

Army, 82nd, 25N.  I know you said you were 10th Mountain back a while ago.
:rbtg:

Quote from: rygD on March 07, 2007, 02:53:03 PM
...nuke Iraq and give it to the Jews...

Suu

#39
November 18, 2009, 08:36:56 PM
Yeah, some friends of mine in the branches weren't thrilled that they had to be poked. But they got over it.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#40
November 18, 2009, 08:38:47 PM
Quote from: Suu on November 18, 2009, 08:36:56 PM
Yeah, some friends of mine in the branches weren't thrilled that they had to be poked. But they got over it.

:lmnuendo:

Suu

#41
November 18, 2009, 08:44:03 PM
I wrote that just for you, you know.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#42
November 18, 2009, 08:46:08 PM
Aw, thanks.

Suu

#43
November 18, 2009, 08:47:21 PM
You're welcome.

Just so I can't say I never gave you nuthin.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#44
November 18, 2009, 08:49:40 PM
SUU NEVER GAVE ME NUTHIN!
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