Nigel, It's Time For A Sabbatical

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This is awesome.  I hope we will get a detailed description of the tapeworm fetishists and the even weirder whatevers you end up encountering.  I for one will be very patient waiting for it though since I know part of the point is not spending so much time writing the brilliant rants and whatnots that you write.

Well, we found more weirdness just by talking to a few people.  There's a bar on Drachmann that caters to freaks, the LEAST of which are into branding.

This ought to be good.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I was thinking about branding myself.

I feel like I need a scar.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I was thinking about branding myself.

I feel like I need a scar.

Stop that shit.   

You need to scar someone else.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I was thinking about branding myself.

I feel like I need a scar.

Stop that shit.   

You need to scar someone else.

Perhaps. Probably. I'd scar Modelboy but he's too mediocre to spend time around. Even for inflicting pain.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I was thinking about branding myself.

I feel like I need a scar.

Stop that shit.   

You need to scar someone else.

Perhaps. Probably. I'd scar Modelboy but he's too mediocre to spend time around. Even for inflicting pain.

Random passers by.

Or give old Optimus a call.  muhaha.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I was thinking about branding myself.

I feel like I need a scar.

Stop that shit.   

You need to scar someone else.

Perhaps. Probably. I'd scar Modelboy but he's too mediocre to spend time around. Even for inflicting pain.

Random passers by.

Or give old Optimus a call.  muhaha.

Um

<hangs head>

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I was thinking about branding myself.

I feel like I need a scar.

Stop that shit.   

You need to scar someone else.

Perhaps. Probably. I'd scar Modelboy but he's too mediocre to spend time around. Even for inflicting pain.

Random passers by.

Or give old Optimus a call.  muhaha.

Um

<hangs head>

Why hang head?

Oh.

You didn't.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I was thinking about branding myself.

I feel like I need a scar.

Stop that shit.   

You need to scar someone else.

Perhaps. Probably. I'd scar Modelboy but he's too mediocre to spend time around. Even for inflicting pain.

Random passers by.

Or give old Optimus a call.  muhaha.

Um

<hangs head>

Why hang head?

Oh.

You didn't.

No.

Nonono.

Just talked. On the phone.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I was thinking about branding myself.

I feel like I need a scar.

Stop that shit.   

You need to scar someone else.

Perhaps. Probably. I'd scar Modelboy but he's too mediocre to spend time around. Even for inflicting pain.

Random passers by.

Or give old Optimus a call.  muhaha.

Um

<hangs head>

Why hang head?

Oh.

You didn't.

No.

Nonono.

Just talked. On the phone.

BRAND YOUR INITIALS ON HIS FOREHEAD.

[LMNO]

I was thinking about branding myself.

I feel like I need a scar.

Stop that shit.  

You need to scar someone else.

Perhaps. Probably. I'd scar Modelboy but he's too mediocre to spend time around. Even for inflicting pain.

Random passers by.

Or give old Optimus a call.  muhaha.

Um

<hangs head>

Why hang head?

Oh.

You didn't.

No.

Nonono.

Just talked. On the phone.

BRAND YOUR INITIALS ON HIS COCKHEAD.

Fixxxored for what Roger may be seeing in a week or two.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I was thinking about branding myself.

I feel like I need a scar.

Stop that shit.  

You need to scar someone else.

Perhaps. Probably. I'd scar Modelboy but he's too mediocre to spend time around. Even for inflicting pain.

Random passers by.

Or give old Optimus a call.  muhaha.

Um

<hangs head>

Why hang head?

Oh.

You didn't.

No.

Nonono.

Just talked. On the phone.

BRAND YOUR INITIALS ON HIS COCKHEAD.

Fixxxored for what Roger may be seeing in a week or two.

We do this shit for science.  So you don't have to.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I was thinking about branding myself.

I feel like I need a scar.

Stop that shit.   

You need to scar someone else.

Perhaps. Probably. I'd scar Modelboy but he's too mediocre to spend time around. Even for inflicting pain.

Random passers by.

Or give old Optimus a call.  muhaha.

Um

<hangs head>

Why hang head?

Oh.

You didn't.

No.

Nonono.

Just talked. On the phone.

BRAND YOUR INITIALS ON HIS FOREHEAD.

How will I get him to hold still for that?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

How will I get him to hold still for that?

They make a pill for that.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

I was thinking about branding myself.

I feel like I need a scar.

Stop that shit.   

You need to scar someone else.

Perhaps. Probably. I'd scar Modelboy but he's too mediocre to spend time around. Even for inflicting pain.

Random passers by.

Or give old Optimus a call.  muhaha.

Um

<hangs head>

Why hang head?

Oh.

You didn't.

No.

Nonono.

Just talked. On the phone.

BRAND YOUR INITIALS ON HIS FOREHEAD.

How will I get him to hold still for that?

Frying Pan.. Apply Directly To The Forehead.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I know that you guys have loyal and protective reasons to dislike him, which I really do appreciate, but I am terribly fond of Optimus Pinecone. We haven't been in touch to speak of until lately but he's been letting me call and freak out on him over Mario, and it's helped me a lot. He's good at talking me down.

I am probably going to still be terribly fond of Mario in a year, as well. I don't tend to just drop people by the wayside once I've loved them. I know my choices in men may seem fucked up, but I don't think I pick bad people, just people at a bad point in their lives.