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ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 04, 2010, 06:40:45 PM

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Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 05, 2010, 08:06:15 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 05, 2010, 10:57:52 AM
Yeah it is, but it wouldn't be in this mythical land of "Edinborough" [For your failures Remington, I cast ye into the depths of Glasgow. On Derby Day. Wearing an English Football Team shirt...]

Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 05, 2010, 07:32:56 AM
can I still get a holy name?  :?

even though you aren't a holy man now?

Distended Renal Projectile Launcher

aw man why didn't i get a cool name  :x

DID YOU SEE MY NAME?!!

however, mine is pretty damn fucking holy, I can taste it.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Payne

Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 07:13:14 PM
Hey, Payne, seeing how you're in charge of this now, what name would you have given me? Just curious...

Tibetian Testicle Llama of Contagion

Names are non-transferable.

Payne

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 07:13:51 PM
Quote from: dimo on March 05, 2010, 07:13:14 PM
Hey, Payne, seeing how you're in charge of this now, what name would you have given me? Just curious...

Greedy bastard.

Also, Payne, it seems that I need one.

Fossilized Faeces Gatling Grin

Payne

Quote from: whatnotery on March 05, 2010, 07:23:50 PM
it appears I need a holy name so if any one should have a spare please let me know

Jackhammer Autofap Function

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P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Payne


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P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Dr. Paes


Payne


Pope Pixie Pickle

aah my dearest messiah has a flair for this shit...

I would ask what holy moniker he would have given me, but if he pissed me off i would drown stonehaven.. so best left really.


unless he's feeling brave...  :lulz:

Payne

Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on March 06, 2010, 05:07:31 PM
aah my dearest messiah has a flair for this shit...

I would ask what holy moniker he would have given me, but if he pissed me off i would drown stonehaven.. so best left really.


unless he's feeling brave...  :lulz:

I think Roger got it right first go round.

Hoser McRhizzy

Dear Good Reverend,

Though I have been warned this query may leave me short one kidney, I've decided this is a fair trade.  If/when you find this thread again, name me, please.
It feels unreal because it's trickling up.

Cuddlefish

So, I'm confused... Do I use the same holy name as dimo?
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Prince Glittersnatch III

Good Reverend I find myself in need of holy name suiting a man of my breeding and taste.
:judge:
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

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BabylonHoruv

May I have a name please Mister Motherfucking Messiah sir?
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl