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Started by hooplala, January 11, 2010, 07:25:47 PM

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Cain

Quote from: Hoopla on January 12, 2010, 03:05:40 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 12, 2010, 02:57:02 PM
What should I have for lunch, a peanut butter or chicken sandwich?

Chicken.

Good call - the chicken was almost gone and I managed to get the last of it

AFK

Am I crazy or is it just everyone else? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Elder Iptuous

When will it be time to start shooting the bastards?

hooplala

Quote from: Iptuous on January 13, 2010, 02:59:50 AM
When will it be time to start shooting the bastards?

When you have nothing left to lose.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Brotep

I found a small square-shaped bulging envelope addressed to the previous tenant of my apartment.  In all likelihood he is no longer in the country.  What should I do with it?

E.O.T.

Quote from: Hoopla on January 13, 2010, 03:29:18 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on January 13, 2010, 02:59:50 AM
When will it be time to start shooting the bastards?

When you have nothing left to lose.

EITHER

          start shooting

OR

          EASY MINI CHEESECAKES - "Wisconsin Style"
        --------------------------------------------------------------------
12 foil cupcake liners          1/2 C. sugar
12 vanilla wafer cookies      2 - 8 oz. pkgs cream cheese
1 C. sour cream                     2 eggs
2 Tbsp. sugar                         1 tsp. vanilla
1 tsp. vanilla

Chocolate curls, if desired
Cut-up fruit, if desired
Powdered sugar, if desired

Heat oven to 325. Line muffin pan with foil liners; place one cookie in each liner.

In large mixer bowl, combine 1/2 C. sugar, cream cheese, eggs and vanilla.
Beat at medium speed, scraping bowl often, until creamy.
Pour over each cookie, filling cup 3/4 full.
Bake for 30 minutes.

Meanwhile, in small bowl stir together sour cream, 2 Tbsp. sugar and vanilla.
Spoon about 1 Tbsp. sour cream mixture onto each hot cheesecake.
Continue baking for 8 to 10 minutes or until set. Cool; remove from pan.
Cover; chill till firm (1-2 hours).

To serve, garnish with chocolate curls, fruit and/ or powdered sugar.
"a good fight justifies any cause"

hooplala

On that note, I believe we are done here.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Hoopla on January 13, 2010, 03:52:47 AM
On that note, I believe we are done here.

Oh.  I had another question.   :sad:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

Alright, for you Roger, anything... let's just ignore E.O.T.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Hoopla on January 13, 2010, 02:10:03 PM
Alright, for you Roger, anything... let's just ignore E.O.T.

Sounds good.

Okay, one of the pills I take is for my insane levels of stress.  Without the pill, I twitch a bit (eyes mostly), and go berserk at the slightest provocation.  With the pill, my face is numb and I say horrible shit to people.

Obviously, these are both desirable situations, but I can't have both.  Which way to go?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 02:12:15 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 13, 2010, 02:10:03 PM
Alright, for you Roger, anything... let's just ignore E.O.T.

Sounds good.

Okay, one of the pills I take is for my insane levels of stress.  Without the pill, I twitch a bit (eyes mostly), and go berserk at the slightest provocation.  With the pill, my face is numb and I say horrible shit to people.

Obviously, these are both desirable situations, but I can't have both.  Which way to go?

Always always always go for berserk. 

It's just funnier.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Hoopla on January 13, 2010, 02:13:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 02:12:15 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 13, 2010, 02:10:03 PM
Alright, for you Roger, anything... let's just ignore E.O.T.

Sounds good.

Okay, one of the pills I take is for my insane levels of stress.  Without the pill, I twitch a bit (eyes mostly), and go berserk at the slightest provocation.  With the pill, my face is numb and I say horrible shit to people.

Obviously, these are both desirable situations, but I can't have both.  Which way to go?

Always always always go for berserk. 

It's just funnier.

You haven't seen what I say to people when I'm all fucked up.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 02:14:58 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 13, 2010, 02:13:34 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 13, 2010, 02:12:15 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 13, 2010, 02:10:03 PM
Alright, for you Roger, anything... let's just ignore E.O.T.

Sounds good.

Okay, one of the pills I take is for my insane levels of stress.  Without the pill, I twitch a bit (eyes mostly), and go berserk at the slightest provocation.  With the pill, my face is numb and I say horrible shit to people.

Obviously, these are both desirable situations, but I can't have both.  Which way to go?

Always always always go for berserk. 

It's just funnier.

You haven't seen what I say to people when I'm all fucked up.


Good point.

Ok, let's do this for science.  Today, go one direction, film the results.  Tomorrow, go the other direction, and film the results.  Then we can accurately decide which is the more amusing route.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman