Plus I Got Depression

[LMNO]

GET GF HOME, GO HAVE WILD MONKEY SEX IN PARKED CAR ON PUBLIC STREET.

Maria and I do this occasionally, and it's fun.  Really fun.

When taking into account your usual descriptions of "what happens when old people have sex", this seems like one of the most unfair IRL trollings ever.

I mean, everyone would want to look at Maria, but would have to bear witness to you, as well.

[Doktor Howl]

GET GF HOME, GO HAVE WILD MONKEY SEX IN PARKED CAR ON PUBLIC STREET.

Maria and I do this occasionally, and it's fun.  Really fun.

When taking into account your usual descriptions of "what happens when old people have sex", this seems like one of the most unfair IRL trollings ever.

I mean, everyone would want to look at Maria, but would have to bear witness to you, as well.

Yeah, Maria is in crazy good shape.

I'm not as gross as I was, but the hair.  Oh, God, the HAIR.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Are you sick 000? Or just depressed?

[LMNO]

GET GF HOME, GO HAVE WILD MONKEY SEX IN PARKED CAR ON PUBLIC STREET.

Maria and I do this occasionally, and it's fun.  Really fun.

When taking into account your usual descriptions of "what happens when old people have sex", this seems like one of the most unfair IRL trollings ever.

I mean, everyone would want to look at Maria, but would have to bear witness to you, as well.

Yeah, Maria is in crazy good shape.

I'm not as gross as I was, but the hair.  Oh, God, the HAIR.

"Why is that hot chick banging a yeti with mange?"

[Doktor Howl]

GET GF HOME, GO HAVE WILD MONKEY SEX IN PARKED CAR ON PUBLIC STREET.

Maria and I do this occasionally, and it's fun.  Really fun.

When taking into account your usual descriptions of "what happens when old people have sex", this seems like one of the most unfair IRL trollings ever.

I mean, everyone would want to look at Maria, but would have to bear witness to you, as well.

Yeah, Maria is in crazy good shape.

I'm not as gross as I was, but the hair.  Oh, God, the HAIR.

"Why is that hot chick banging a yeti with mange?"

"HELLO, 911?  SOME LADY IS BEING ATTACKED BY A BEAR IN HER CAR...OR VICE-VERSA.  NOT SURE."

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The feral ostriches can't be a good thing, but OH FUCK 

[Doktor Howl]

The feral ostriches can't be a good thing, but OH FUCK 

The tendency is to shoot the prehistoric freaks on sight.

Dok,
Has no love for the megafauna axebeak holdovers.

[Triple Zero]

Are you sick 000? Or just depressed?

Depressed, I'm feeling better now a bit. Soon I will finish the stock, and call my friends. Thanks everyone



Also that car in the street sex ... Maybe if it is going to snow again Dutch houses are known for having really big windows facing the street which are not only good for looking into, but also looking out of. But the idea is excellent

The girl is visiting her parents, 350km (220mi) away, though



also

[Doktor Howl]

Also that car in the street sex ... Maybe if it is going to snow again Dutch houses are known for having really big windows facing the street which are not only good for looking into, but also looking out of. But the idea is excellent

This would matter why?

[Freeky]

You have deer, over there?

We have pigeons and cats. And if you go to the outskirts of the city somewhat maybe a rabbit or a squirrel. And if you go further, there will be cows and sheep, and .. ostriches and some llamas and, really, those fucking farmers couldn't simply stick to proper Dutch cattle could they? noooo had to have fucking ostriches. wtf.

We have:

Feral ostriches (from farms).  Let me say that again:  FERAL OSTRICHES!!!1  Fucking win.
Coyotes
Deer
Javelinas (shoot on sight)
Bears that have acquired a taste for people, from eating illegals trying to cross the Santa Ritas.
Bobcats
Freakishly large cougars
A dozen different poisonous snakes
Scorpions.  Millions and millions of scorpions.
Tarantulas
Tarantula hawks (God is a psycho)
Wild dogs
Cattle (in the mountains)
Killer bees.  Huge fucking swarms of killer bees.  No regular bees.
Tweakers
Blood-sucking beetles.  3" long.  Not kidding.
Hornets the size of your finger.

I'm forgetting some stuff, but you get the idea.

You know, the funnest fact of this list is that we have most of these inside the city, too.

[Doktor Howl]

You have deer, over there?

We have pigeons and cats. And if you go to the outskirts of the city somewhat maybe a rabbit or a squirrel. And if you go further, there will be cows and sheep, and .. ostriches and some llamas and, really, those fucking farmers couldn't simply stick to proper Dutch cattle could they? noooo had to have fucking ostriches. wtf.

We have:

Feral ostriches (from farms).  Let me say that again:  FERAL OSTRICHES!!!1  Fucking win.
Coyotes
Deer
Javelinas (shoot on sight)
Bears that have acquired a taste for people, from eating illegals trying to cross the Santa Ritas.
Bobcats
Freakishly large cougars
A dozen different poisonous snakes
Scorpions.  Millions and millions of scorpions.
Tarantulas
Tarantula hawks (God is a psycho)
Wild dogs
Cattle (in the mountains)
Killer bees.  Huge fucking swarms of killer bees.  No regular bees.
Tweakers
Blood-sucking beetles.  3" long.  Not kidding.
Hornets the size of your finger.

I'm forgetting some stuff, but you get the idea.

You know, the funnest fact of this list is that we have most of these inside the city, too.

All of them, except the cattle and ostriches.

Had about 20 fucking javelinas in the wash across the street last night.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The feral ostriches can't be a good thing, but OH FUCK 

The tendency is to shoot the prehistoric freaks on sight.

Dok,
Has no love for the megafauna axebeak holdovers.

We have a lot of emu and llama farms up here.

God I hope some of those fuckers get away and start feral colonies!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

We don't have so many dangerous animals here. We have:

Bears
Coyotes
Raccoons
Rattlesnakes
Black Widows
Hobo spiders


um


hummingbirds





nutria

[Doktor Howl]

The feral ostriches can't be a good thing, but OH FUCK 

The tendency is to shoot the prehistoric freaks on sight.

Dok,
Has no love for the megafauna axebeak holdovers.

We have a lot of emu and llama farms up here.

God I hope some of those fuckers get away and start feral colonies!

Llamas would do really well here, but nobody has taken a stab at it.  The US cavalry had camels here a hundred years ago, but they killed them all when they were done, the bastards.

Unfortunately, the ostriches don't do well (climate's right, food supply isn't), and tend to go apeshit for a while and then die.

Apeshit ostriches.  If you haven't seen one up close, you have no idea how cool that shit is.