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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #120 on: December 04, 2010, 06:57:32 am »
You sound like a whiny, special baby.

Just sayin'.

“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #121 on: December 04, 2010, 06:59:38 am »
It's funny, I had you pegged for an attention whore and you totally meet the profile of one. You even have the special condition, hate doctors, and have dietary restrictions. It's the total stereotype!  :lulz:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #122 on: December 04, 2010, 07:01:52 am »
Oh also, don't take my unpleasantness personally or anything. I don't hate you personally, I just hate your type.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #123 on: December 04, 2010, 07:16:34 am »
Alright so from topic of diets... I commented, you asked... I responded.... ok  Wouldn't have brought up said topic if not asked.
Eh, I don't hate you, I hate your assumptions.
But alright YES, I will assume the position of attention whore if you'd like.
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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #124 on: December 04, 2010, 07:29:31 am »
Yeah, I'm about ready to give up eating all together...

The diet I supposedly should be on... (Medically)

FOODS TO AVOID
* wheat * - this includes breads, cakes and pasta products, all based on wheat
* red meats *
* refined and concentrated carbohydrates * bread, flour, cakes from refined flours
* refined sugars and honey *
* alcohol *
* caffeine * -  which is found in tea, coffee, soft drinks
* chocolate * - as it contains sugars
* dairy produce * - includingall milk and cheese
* fried food, margarine and hydrogenated fats *
* soy products and soy protein products *
* tinned and frozen packaged foods * - as little as possible
* additives and preservatives *

Now veggies are grand, however, I have an additional list on top of this on of fruits and veggies to avoid as well.
 
I pretty much ignore the whole shit for the most part. I can't afford almost anything on the list of things I "should" eat on a regular basis.


Uh-huh.  :lulz:
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #125 on: December 04, 2010, 07:30:43 am »
Countdown to "pixels on a monitor..." oh wait, she's already there.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #126 on: December 04, 2010, 07:31:33 am »
I'm curious what she is supposed to be eating. vitamins and fish?
Once knew a man who shat himself to death eating too much citrus.

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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #127 on: December 04, 2010, 07:33:06 am »
I don't think anyone actually asked her about anything until after she posted her pity-me litany of do-not-eats.  :?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #128 on: December 04, 2010, 07:33:57 am »
I'm curious what she is supposed to be eating. vitamins and fish?

Whatever white female hypochondriacs eat, I guess.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #129 on: December 04, 2010, 07:37:33 am »
I'm curious what she is supposed to be eating. vitamins and fish?

Whatever white female hypochondriacs eat, I guess.

So, distilled water and granola?
Once knew a man who shat himself to death eating too much citrus.

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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #130 on: December 04, 2010, 07:45:44 am »
I'm curious what she is supposed to be eating. vitamins and fish?

Whatever white female hypochondriacs eat, I guess.

So, distilled water and granola?

I think so?  :?
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #131 on: December 04, 2010, 07:47:04 am »
I'm curious what she is supposed to be eating. vitamins and fish?

Whatever white female hypochondriacs eat, I guess.

So, distilled water and granola?

I think so?  :?

Must resist urge to splurge on granola.  :cry:
Once knew a man who shat himself to death eating too much citrus.

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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #132 on: December 04, 2010, 07:48:21 am »
Granola is pretty good, but the store kind is way too sweet.
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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #133 on: March 20, 2011, 02:57:53 am »
So, I have an inverse problem. According to the internet, I'm about 6lb underweight. Any advice for putting on muscle mass?
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Re: How to not be a fat bastard.
« Reply #134 on: March 20, 2011, 03:18:59 am »
So, I have an inverse problem. According to the internet, I'm about 6lb underweight. Any advice for putting on muscle mass?

I hear that throwing tomahawks is great exercise.