UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread

[Doktor Howl]

The great thing about that bill is that it would force women to behave at all times as if they were pregnant.

So no drinking, ladies.  Because you can never tell, right?

Because in Arizona, no restriction of rights is too far!

Well, rights are for men.  Says so in the bible.  Somewhere.  And not in that damned liberal Apocrypha, neither.

And not just any man.  Just quality people.

[Cain]

White, in other words*






*Commies and faggots need not apply.

Also, America is now living proof of Corey Robin's thesis.

[LMNO]

The great thing about that bill is that it would force women to behave at all times as if they were pregnant.

So no drinking, ladies.  Because you can never tell, right?

Except when they're on their period.

Imagine, a city where women are on five-day binge-drinking benders while menstruating.

It would be a glorious sight, no?

[Doktor Howl]

White, in other words*






*Commies and faggots need not apply.

Also, America is now living proof of Corey Robin's thesis.

White, with money, and you only beat your family in the privacy of your own home.

[Doktor Howl]

The great thing about that bill is that it would force women to behave at all times as if they were pregnant.

So no drinking, ladies.  Because you can never tell, right?

Except when they're on their period.

Imagine, a city where women are on five-day binge-drinking benders while menstruating.

It would be a glorious sight, no?

Gives a whole new meaning to "ladies' night".  I am up for this program.

Dok,
Silly grin at no additional cost.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The great thing about that bill is that it would force women to behave at all times as if they were pregnant.

So no drinking, ladies.  Because you can never tell, right?

Except when they're on their period.

Imagine, a city where women are on five-day binge-drinking benders while menstruating.

It would be a glorious sight, no?

GO ARIZONA!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

The great thing about that bill is that it would force women to behave at all times as if they were pregnant.

So no drinking, ladies.  Because you can never tell, right?

So they're going to raise the drinking age for women to 55, "just to be safe".

How the FUCK do these ugly motherfuckers expect to get laid?

[Doktor Howl]

The great thing about that bill is that it would force women to behave at all times as if they were pregnant.

So no drinking, ladies.  Because you can never tell, right?

So they're going to raise the drinking age for women to 55, "just to be safe".

How the FUCK do these ugly motherfuckers expect to get laid?

You have to understand that they're all either old men or bizarre female religious freaks that are only outside of the home until they can put things right, Phyllis Scafly style.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

The great thing about that bill is that it would force women to behave at all times as if they were pregnant.

So no drinking, ladies.  Because you can never tell, right?

So they're going to raise the drinking age for women to 55, "just to be safe".

How the FUCK do these ugly motherfuckers expect to get laid?

You have to understand that they're all either old men or bizarre female religious freaks that are only outside of the home until they can put things right, Phyllis Scafly style.

That actually explains EVERYTHING. 

[trippinprincezz13]

I just have such a hard time wrapping my head around the fact that enough people that think like this exist that these sorts of bills actually get serious consideration and the ability to pass. Sure, a lot of *those* people may be in power, but someone put them there and there seem to be enough "ordinary" yahoos screaming their support. Maybe, like the "small town" thing, it's just a product of my environment, seeing as how this area tends to be fairly "socially liberal".

I mean, growing up Catholic, my parents were all "no sex before marriage". Then I went on birth control for semi-medical reasons, then they found out *it* happened and yea, not happy, but that's what's going to happen and it wasn't the end of the world. I'm sure they'd rather see me and my sister using contraception rather than either of us ending up with a child we can't properly support. And since it's not exactly "dinner conversation" the best I can sum up their feelings on abortion is that they tend to be against it, but aren't going to be cheering on anyone blowing up a Planned Parenthood clinic either. (yea that's pretty vague but what can I say, not something we talk about).

My point being is that my parents, and many others in their generation that I've interacted with - while they may *prefer* if things were a certain way and everything was wrapped in a neat little package, they seem to at least acknowledge the realty of how things work or what might happen. I can't SEE them supporting a NO CONTRACEPTION FOR ANYONE EVER, DEATH TO BABY KILLERS and NO RIGHTS FOR YOU, WOMEN. And maybe that's what's scary. It's one thing to see the obvious religious nutjob on the streets of Boston holding his placards and handing out "you're all going to Hell" pamphets. But not ALL these people can look like obvious nutjobs, so what's hidden in the minds of people I generally think of as "normal" or "sane"

[Doktor Howl]

I just have such a hard time wrapping my head around the fact that enough people that think like this exist that these sorts of bills actually get serious consideration and the ability to pass.

You have to remember that Arizona is a state where scared White bible-thumpers go to die.

Like Florida.

[Freeky]

I just have such a hard time wrapping my head around the fact that enough people that think like this exist that these sorts of bills actually get serious consideration and the ability to pass.

You have to remember that Arizona is a state where scared White bible-thumpers go to die.

Like Florida.

Very much like.  The biggest concentration of scared white Bible thumpers is the greater Phoenix area, which covers all the cities that Phoenix ate.  This is where Sherriff Arpaio lives, this is where Gov Brewer is, this is where our politicians convene, so it stands to reason that Our politicians are going to be people that the scared white Bible thumpers think will be appropriate, for the most part.  If they aren't, such as Gabby Giffords wasn't, well, reality finds a way.

[Doktor Howl]

I just have such a hard time wrapping my head around the fact that enough people that think like this exist that these sorts of bills actually get serious consideration and the ability to pass.

You have to remember that Arizona is a state where scared White bible-thumpers go to die.

Like Florida.

Very much like.  The biggest concentration of scared white Bible thumpers is the greater Phoenix area, which covers all the cities that Phoenix ate.  This is where Sherriff Arpaio lives, this is where Gov Brewer is, this is where our politicians convene, so it stands to reason that Our politicians are going to be people that the scared white Bible thumpers think will be appropriate, for the most part.  If they aren't, such as Gabby Giffords wasn't, well, reality finds a way.

They also have 80% of the vote, so we have to go to Crazytown with them.

[Cain]

The GOP is convening in Florida this year.

I'm guessing all the possible venues in Arizona were already booked (and Florida has more hookers).

[Freeky]

I just have such a hard time wrapping my head around the fact that enough people that think like this exist that these sorts of bills actually get serious consideration and the ability to pass.

You have to remember that Arizona is a state where scared White bible-thumpers go to die.

Like Florida.

Very much like.  The biggest concentration of scared white Bible thumpers is the greater Phoenix area, which covers all the cities that Phoenix ate.  This is where Sherriff Arpaio lives, this is where Gov Brewer is, this is where our politicians convene, so it stands to reason that Our politicians are going to be people that the scared white Bible thumpers think will be appropriate, for the most part.  If they aren't, such as Gabby Giffords wasn't, well, reality finds a way.

They also have 80% of the vote, so we have to go to Crazytown with them.

Yeah.  I forgot to imply that in my post. 

But, there is a little bit of a brighter side, which is that I don't think as large a percentage of SWBT down here.  It just doesn't have that vibe.  It's more for the hell raisers and freaks.