I AM LIKE UNTO THOR!

[LMNO]

I say, old chap!  All we have out here are turkeys.  Turkeys, I say!
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[Eater of Clowns]

I say, old chap!  All we have out here are turkeys.  Turkeys, I say!
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Yeah, and deer.  New England wildlife is delicious.

[Triple Zero]

We sometimes have some, um, a bunch of swans in the pond around the corner. Mean fuckers will fuck you up.

(Well they actually will especially if they have young, D/N/T swans.)

There's also some geese, they're big, but not aggressive like swans.

And a junkie/dealer house right next door across the street. Can watch their clientele enter and leave all day right from the window. I should find a way to fuck with them, they're just too far to pee on.


Anyway, pretty tame compared to the desert.

[Rumckle]

Train up an attack swan.

Actually, I've heard that swans make for very good guard animals.

[Jenne]

We have so many types of animals here, it's hard to list them all.  I mean, I personally have seen bears, a mountain lion, lots of hawks, opossums, raccoons, deer, dolphins, seals, whales, coyotes GALORE, burros, scorpions, sidewinders, and the list is just too long.  I didn't get to the birds, either.  We have ostrich farms, I'm sure a few escape, though I never heard of them going apeshit.  We have turkey farms, too, and probably a few of them go wild in the wild before someone runs them over.  Oh BUNNIES.  Motherfucking BUNNIES.  I know they feed the hawks, owls and whatnots around here, better them than my wee little shit of a dog, but really--so many damned bunnies!

[BadBeast]

About five years ago, there were a colony of Great Bustards reintroduced, as an attempt to establish a native breeding population. and now they are successfully breeding. And those fuckers are huge. They are the heaviest flying bird in the world, and look like a cross between a Turkey, and a really ugly Heron.
But I don't know what they taste like. Yet.

[Jenne]

We have some storks and herons.  They ARE huge, and don't look like they should be flying, they look so ungainly.  But they're quite lithe in the sky.

On the flipside, FUCK seagulls, rats of the seaskies (my kids' school mascot is the seagull).