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Started by BadBeast, May 11, 2010, 05:50:06 AM

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BadBeast

Five major box office smashes, that you have never seen, have no desire to see, and would quite happily go to your grave,
without feeling like you missed anything. 

Mine, (I'm sure I can think of more, there must be  more)

Rambo, First Blood
Pretty Woman
Top Gun
Titanic
Brokeback Mountain
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

-Kel-

You're missing out on First Blood and Brokeback.

hmmm let me see here....well since i am a large movie buff, i don't have many that I would "die before seeing" but do have ones I could of gone without seeing.

Sherk
Crank
An Affair to Remember
Titanic (except for the last 20 minutes)
Alien Apocalypse 

Juana

Transformers (the first one)
Any of the Rambos
Scary Movie
Scream
Independence Day
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I only have two that I can remember

Titanic
Rocky Horror Picture Show

Seriously, Rocky was huge when I was a kid and I never went. Eventually, I never went out of stubbornness.

At this point, I am 39 and if I give in and see that fucking film I FUCKING LOSE.

Oh, I've also never seen Rambo, Field of Dreams, or... I dunno some other lame pic I forget.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


BadBeast

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 11, 2010, 07:44:18 AM
I only have two that I can remember

Titanic
Rocky Horror Picture Show

Seriously, Rocky was huge when I was a kid and I never went. Eventually, I never went out of stubbornness.

At this point, I am 39 and if I give in and see that fucking film I FUCKING LOSE.

Oh, I've also never seen Rambo, Field of Dreams, or... I dunno some other lame pic I forget.

I so totally get that. I keep being told I should see Schindlers list, "Because everyone should see it"  Fuck that then. After being told this, any cinematic merits the film may, or may not have, are immaterial! I will NOT be watching it.
I Don't care how good anyone says it might be. Or how many Oscars it's won. 

A River runs through it?  (Another one I won't be watching)

Or The Bridges of Madison County either.

Or Avatar. James Cameron's films have all been shite so far, so I'm not holding out for Avatar.

I will admit to seeing the last ten minutes of Titanic though,  just to watch that grizzling Witch Winslett drown.  I wanted Leo to go down too, so even that was a tainted joy.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Remington

Twilight I
Twilight II
Twilight III
Twilight IV
Some other movie
Is it plugged in?

AFK

All the movies I've already not seen. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

BadBeast

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 11, 2010, 12:13:05 PM
All the movies I've already not seen. 

Not sure I'm getting this right, you want to not see them all? Again?
That means not sitting in front of a screen, for at least as long as you've not spent already in front of one.
Not sure I'd lack the concentration needed for doing that all over again.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Richter

Happy Feet.   It will make you want to contract with demons to extract back that 2 hours of your life from the producers.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

BadBeast

Quote from: Richter on May 11, 2010, 12:49:36 PM
Happy Feet.   It will make you want to contract with demons to extract back that 2 hours of your life from the producers.
I'm quite happy to take your word for this. There are more than enough Demons around anyway, and as this short, but informative film shows, almost supernatural levels of prudence and care are needed when dealing with these denizens of darkness.
Lawyers have nothing on these tricksy bastards.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vq63q45qfk&playnext_from=TL&videos=uziynv2ylbo

And now this film  can be one of those ones, that you would have been happy to never, ever see, (But did.)

"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

LMNO

Bridges of Madison County
The Notebook
Shanghai Nights
The Lion King
Annie Hall

Jenne

I would see these, just never made a special effort to do more than the odd scene or two when they are on TV:

Schindler's List
Titanic
Avatar
Saving Private Ryan

AFK

Quote from: BadBeast on May 11, 2010, 12:24:16 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 11, 2010, 12:13:05 PM
All the movies I've already not seen. 

Not sure I'm getting this right, you want to not see them all? Again?
That means not sitting in front of a screen, for at least as long as you've not spent already in front of one.
Not sure I'd lack the concentration needed for doing that all over again.

I'm crazy like that. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Richter

Private Ryan is best ingested in pieces, it's pretty brutal start to finish.  Don't watch the last bit either.  Spielberg kept his cock out of the film for as long as possible, but the last part just makes me wince.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

NWC

Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 11, 2010, 07:44:18 AM
Seriously, Rocky was huge when I was a kid and I never went. Eventually, I never went out of stubbornness.

At this point, I am 39 and if I give in and see that fucking film I FUCKING LOSE.

I've got the same thing going with Lord of the Rings. People would not shut the fuck up about it when it(or they) came out so I didn't want to see it, and now I just refuse to watch it by principal. 
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